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Ten Crazy Things Found Up Women’s Vaginas in 2017

Well 2018 is upon us and it is time to look back at 2017. No we won’t be looking at politics, or sport even. Instead we are going examine 10 of the most stupid things found up a woman’s vagina last year. The list was compiled using the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits in the US throughout the last 360 days. Some of these will seriously blow your mind, I warn you. Continue reading Ten Crazy Things Found Up Women’s Vaginas in 2017

Man Exposed Seeing Escorts After Pocket Dialling Partner

Here at Escort Scotland we give punters plenty of tips on how not to get caught seeing escorts. Doing it away from home, using a different phone, these are just two titbits which will help you keep your personal and escort life separate. However, we never mentioned being careful not to pocket dial your partner so she can hear you in action as it seemed too obvious. Still, this is exactly what this guy did, with obvious results. Continue reading Man Exposed Seeing Escorts After Pocket Dialling Partner

Man Who Got Caught Having Sex With a Dog Decides To Blame The Devil!

I have always considered myself an animal lover. Maybe it is something to do with growing up in a house full of dogs, where they were given equal status to me and my two siblings. However, reading the news today, there is a guy took his ‘dog loving’ to a whole new level when he was caught having sex one. If that wasn’t bad enough, his excuse has brought him to worldwide attention, after he blamed Satan. Continue reading Man Who Got Caught Having Sex With a Dog Decides To Blame The Devil!

Angry Husband’s potion Allegedly ‘sticks cheating lovers together’ (video)

No-one likes being cheated on. To be fair, it really sucks. People react differently when it happens to them. Some smash their house up, others get pissed up, many cry. However, have you see this guy in Kenya who apparently used a potion to make sure his wife and her lover got stuck together? Yes, I kid you not. Continue reading Angry Husband’s potion Allegedly ‘sticks cheating lovers together’ (video)

Man Waves Horse Penis Round His Head and Jerks it Off!

It seems that every week we get a new story with someone acting stupid and getting themselves into major trouble. To be fair, most of them just fade into insignificance as it seems everyone is doing it. However, this story about a guy waving a horses penis around before rubbing it in baby oil actually took my breath away. Continue reading Man Waves Horse Penis Round His Head and Jerks it Off!

Ten Hilarious Erotic Words From The Urban Dictionary!

New English words arrive every day in fascinating ways. The English language is guilty of borrowing words from other languages like café, and of making new words from an imitation of a sound like boom and oink. New words can arise from a marriage of existing words like cupcake and gastropub. New words are often born from blending parts of words together like in the word, brunch or by adding prefixes and suffixes like in the words ‘unfriend’, and through respelling like in the word, phat. Many of these words come from one source: Urban Dictionary. Continue reading Ten Hilarious Erotic Words From The Urban Dictionary!