Well 2018 is upon us and it is time to look back at 2017. No we won’t be looking at politics, or sport even. Instead we are going examine 10 of the most stupid things found up a woman’s vagina last year. The list was compiled using the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits in the US throughout the last 360 days. Some of these will seriously blow your mind, I warn you.
1) A Deodorant Lid
No, no idea on this one
2) A Penis Rings With Spikes
Wouldn’t that hurt?
3) A Ball
I imagine it wasn’t a football, but it is good to be sporty anyway
4) A Bike Reflector
I am always losing mine, but never in a woman’s vagina.
6) A Phone and Money
A guy actually stopped having sex to put his phone and cash in a lady’s pussy. Words fail me
7) A Lollipop
Maybe they thought it would make it taste nicer? That is all I can think.
8) A Candlestick
Candlesticks are romantic right? Well, maybe not in this scenario.
9) Scented Soap
In a weird way, I am actually guessing this was done to make it smell better. Not recommended but worryingly it makes a bit of sense
10) A Toy Magic Wand
Well, it is where the magic happens! Ok, that was an awful pun. Maybe that should be my new year’s resolution, to bring you less of those.
Well none of us really know what is going to happen in 2018, but there are a few things that are certain. Celtic will win the league, Trump will still be an idiot, and women will still have crazy things found up their vagina.
See you this time next year folks, and I hope you have a good 2018!
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