A woman has revealed online that her husband has sent her a spreadsheet of all the excuses she made when she refuses to have sex with him. Continue reading Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet of Her ‘No Sex’ Excuses
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Woman Suing Ex as His Penis Was Too Big and ‘Ruined Her Vagina’
A woman in Zimbabwe is suing her ex-boyfriend for the cost of having vaginal reconstruction, after she claimed his penis was too big. Continue reading Woman Suing Ex as His Penis Was Too Big and ‘Ruined Her Vagina’
Sex Robot Brothel Where Dolls Consent is Being Planned
Many of us have seen the advance of sex robots. Though they may be some way off the ‘Westworld’ level of sophistication, it is pretty clear that they are becoming more lifelike. Continue reading Sex Robot Brothel Where Dolls Consent is Being Planned
Woman Paralysed After Being Catapulted From Bed During Sex
A woman was left paralysed after she was allegedly catapulted from her bed whilst having sex. Continue reading Woman Paralysed After Being Catapulted From Bed During Sex
Man Gets ‘Bionic Penis’ Attached To Lose Virginity
In what is one of the more uplifting stories I have heard in ages, a 45 year old man who was born without a penis has been able to have sex for the first time after having a bionic penis implanted using his own skin. Continue reading Man Gets ‘Bionic Penis’ Attached To Lose Virginity
Man Admitted To Hospital With a 23 Inch Dildo Stuck in Bum
In what is one of the grimmest stories I have read in a while, a man in Italy was admitted to hospital with a 23 INCH sex toy inserted in his bottom. Continue reading Man Admitted To Hospital With a 23 Inch Dildo Stuck in Bum
Olive Oil is Better Than Viagra!
We all know about Viagra. It is the little blue pill that was designed to deal with erectile dysfunction, and for those who want to misuse it, it can make your penis stay harder for longer. It has, rightly or wrongly, become the go to drug for those who want to make sure they stay erect for longer. Continue reading Olive Oil is Better Than Viagra!
Man Sticks 15 Eggs up His Bum For Sexual Thrill
I have seen some crazy stuff during my time here. I have learned that when it comes to bedroom antics, what is weird for one person can be fun for others. As long as it is all consensual, who cares? I have such an easy going attitude to things these days that nothing ever shocks me. Well, almost nothing shocks me. Stories like this still send me off into the corner having a shaking fit! Continue reading Man Sticks 15 Eggs up His Bum For Sexual Thrill
Man Ends up in Hospital After Taking on ‘Hulk Dick’
Here at Escort Scotland, we always talk about safe sex. That usually entails the use of a condom, which means that the risk of STI’s is all but eliminated. It is still sad that we have to talk about this as some people are yet to get the message. However, a man we were reading about may need a twist on this advice, after taking on a ‘Hulk dick’ and ending up in hospital. Continue reading Man Ends up in Hospital After Taking on ‘Hulk Dick’
The Royal Wedding Condoms are Here (Seriously)
Well it is the Royal Wedding today, as if you needed me to tell you that. Harry and Megan are hopefully going to embark on a life of happiness together. True I don’t particularly care to watch it as I even get bored at weddings of people I know, but that doesn’t mean I don’t wish them well. Still, whether you are a Royalist or Republican, care loads or don’t give a shit, we can all agree that people will try and make money off the occasion. And boy, there are some who have really thought outside the box. Continue reading The Royal Wedding Condoms are Here (Seriously)