Man Waves Horse Penis Round His Head and Jerks it Off!

It seems that every week we get a new story with someone acting stupid and getting themselves into major trouble. To be fair, most of them just fade into insignificance as it seems everyone is doing it. However, this story about a guy waving a horses penis around before rubbing it in baby oil actually took my breath away. Continue reading Man Waves Horse Penis Round His Head and Jerks it Off!

TV Presenter Accidentally Opens Porn Message Live On Air (Video)

I don’t know about you, but I always have a friend who sends me porn on WhatsApp. I have never really seen why he does it, but I haven’t got the heart to tell him to stop. It just means that I have to be very careful when it comes to opening a message so not to have the grunts and groans blasting the ears of anybody within a 100 metre radius. This ‘safety first’ approach should have been mentioned to Brazilian TV presenter Gian Oddi who had a porn disaster live on air recently. Continue reading TV Presenter Accidentally Opens Porn Message Live On Air (Video)

4 Of The Best MFF Threesome Sex Positions

A threesome is a dream for many people. It is a fantasy we would love to explore, and so finding a willing partner feels like we’ve hit the jackpot. We can’t wait to get started. We’ll start discussing potentials to join us for some fun, and then comes to the scary part – the threesome itself. Continue reading 4 Of The Best MFF Threesome Sex Positions

Save Pandas, Make Your Own Porn!

We all like to do our bit for the environment and to help animals all over the world. Most of the time we take a pretty passive role in it. We might watch documentaries about the animals and think “that’s a shame”, or we might donate some money to the charity box when we see it. However, you can now take a more active role by helping to save pandas in a pretty unusual way. Continue reading Save Pandas, Make Your Own Porn!

Obese Men Last Longer In Bed, Officially!

As guy, we are always taught to get fit. There are many reasons, varying from looking better, to not dying of a heart attack. However, let us face it, there are many of us who do it because we want to be better in bed. A healthy lifestyle surely means a healthy dick? That is at least what all the premature ejaculation articles tell us. However, recent research has showed that obese men last longer in bed. I shit you not! Continue reading Obese Men Last Longer In Bed, Officially!

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