I have seen some crazy stuff during my time here. I have learned that when it comes to bedroom antics, what is weird for one person can be fun for others. As long as it is all consensual, who cares? I have such an easy going attitude to things these days that nothing ever shocks me. Well, almost nothing shocks me. Stories like this still send me off into the corner having a shaking fit!
A man was forced to have emergency surgery after sticking 15 hard boiled eggs up his rectum and tearing his intestine. Are you still there? If yes, I will continue.
In what seems a messed up version of ‘Cool Hand Luke’, the 29-year-old man from the Netherlands had taken GHB when he made the decision and began to boil the eggs with his partner. His name has not been released to the public, understandably for privacy reasons.
When the eggs were ready he peeled them and inserted them all into his anus, according to Dutch Magazine for Healthcare.
Needless to say, he went to the hospital when he started feeling rather unwell.
The doctors suspected abdominal sepsis and performed a CT scan, which showed the pelvic colon was perforated, and also saw giant amounts of air and fluids in his abdominal cavity.
The doctor said: ‘This is why we deemed an emergency laparotomy necessary.’
He added said: ‘The eggs were removed as well as we could and the abdominal cavity was thoroughly rinsed.’
After removing all the eggs, our friend was kept in intensive care for a while.
The doctor said: ‘After the operation, the patient was monitored in intensive care for a short time.
‘After several days he could leave the hospital in a clinically good condition.’
Don’t Do it!
It has to be said, GHB isn’t something you should be playing around with. Also known as Gamma hydroxybutyrate, it is known to be used commonly used as a recreational chemsex drug, as well as a date rape drug.
Anything that gets you sticking 15 eggs up your ass probably isn’t something that should be brought into your sex life, at the risk of stating the bleeding obvious. In the words of Grandmaster Flash ‘don’t do it’.
Well, on that point I am off for my dinner. I was going to have some egg on toast, but instead I think I may opt for the ham sandwich. I have no idea why.
Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.
When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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