When is having a stripper who is really loud during sex living in with you a bad thing? Well, the quick answer to that is when she is squatting in you house! Continue reading Stripper Becomes The Lodger From Hell!
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Get A Job Testing Male Sex Toys!
For anyone who is not currently stimulated by their own job, ‘Hot Octopuss’ have the perfect opportunity for you. The sex toy company are advertising for wait for it, a part time ‘orgasm engineer’. Continue reading Get A Job Testing Male Sex Toys!
Hot Female Teacher Charged Over Sex With Boy!
A teacher in the US is at the centre of a sex storm after being charged over having sexual relations with a 15 year old boy. Continue reading Hot Female Teacher Charged Over Sex With Boy!
‘Revenge Porn’ To Become Illegal
Revenge porn has become one of the most popular ways to get back at your ex these days. This is where guys post rude pictures or videos of their ex, as a way of publicly humiliating their previous partner. Continue reading ‘Revenge Porn’ To Become Illegal
Short Skirts Banned For Russian Police Officers!
We all know that Russian ladies are some of the hottest on the planet. We see many of them working as escorts in Aberdeen, and boy, do they get good feedback! Continue reading Short Skirts Banned For Russian Police Officers!
Man Claims Hospital Screw Up Took An Inch Off His Penis!
Many people don’t trust hospitals that much. Maybe it is the fact they are overcrowded and the staff stretched to breaking point, or the fact that on occasions, you feel the staff think you are wasting their time. Still, it can’t be argued that the vast majority of medical workers are underpaid and do a sterling job for those most in need. Continue reading Man Claims Hospital Screw Up Took An Inch Off His Penis!
Man Arrested For Sending Dirty Texts To Cop!
A lot of rap fans have heard the song ‘Fuck The Police’ by early 90’s group NWA (of which Dr Dre was a member) Still, I’m not sure that Ice Cube and the boys were thinking of this particular scenario when they were penning that tune. Continue reading Man Arrested For Sending Dirty Texts To Cop!
The World Naked Bike Ride Hits Portland, USA!
The strangest news story of the day comes from Portland in the USA, where it seems the city will come to something of a standstill to ‘celebrate’ the world naked bike ride on Saturday June 7th. Continue reading The World Naked Bike Ride Hits Portland, USA!
Hilarious Lawyer Letter Attacks Lawsuit By Porn Star!
A letter, purportedly from the lawyer of playboy Dan Bilzerian which was sent to the lawyer of a porn star who was trying to sue him for a bizarre incident where she was thrown off a roof has taken the world by storm. Continue reading Hilarious Lawyer Letter Attacks Lawsuit By Porn Star!
High School ‘Vagina Inspection’ Prank Has Police Investigating!
Here at Escort Scotland, we love a bit of humour. That is why we found this particular story coming out of America absolutely hilarious. Continue reading High School ‘Vagina Inspection’ Prank Has Police Investigating!