Whenever many of us go and see escorts, we will be well aware they see a lot of penis’. Hey, we are glad that they do well with work, but it will leave some of us feeling a bit self-conscious that we may not be as ‘big’ as some of the other people they have seen. Continue reading Just How Big is The Average Penis?
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Sex Machines Are Still Popular In Porn!
The world of porn is as interesting and diverse as we are. No matter what your tastes are, you will be able to find a hot porn video to watch to suit your desires. It might take a little searching, but it is out there, just waiting for you. Continue reading Sex Machines Are Still Popular In Porn!
Man Annoyed About People Having ‘Drunken Sex With His Hedge’
A topiarist says he is having to make regular repairs to his hedge as people are continually pretending to have sex with it. Continue reading Man Annoyed About People Having ‘Drunken Sex With His Hedge’
Planes warned about flying after blow up doll prank (video)
A 19 year old man and his friend in Canada have been arrested after he let off some helium balloons attached to a blow up doll into air-traffic space. Continue reading Planes warned about flying after blow up doll prank (video)
Man Ends up in Hospital After Taking on ‘Hulk Dick’
Here at Escort Scotland, we always talk about safe sex. That usually entails the use of a condom, which means that the risk of STI’s is all but eliminated. It is still sad that we have to talk about this as some people are yet to get the message. However, a man we were reading about may need a twist on this advice, after taking on a ‘Hulk dick’ and ending up in hospital. Continue reading Man Ends up in Hospital After Taking on ‘Hulk Dick’
4 Fun Uses For Your Phone During Sex!
Most of us can’t go anywhere without our smartphone. Even if we are just nipping to the shop for some milk, we’ll take our phone with us. Hell, most of us can’t even manage to go to the toilet without it! We’d rather charge it up first so that we can use it instead of having to resort to reading the back of shampoo bottles. Continue reading 4 Fun Uses For Your Phone During Sex!
Man Strips Off and Masturbates on Flight
We all know that joining the mile high club on a plane is almost possible. True it is more likely if you have your own personal private jet, but you try and get it on on a Ryanair, Easyjet, or any other airline and all you will have are stewardesses telling you to sit down as you both walk past them to go to the toilet. The best you can hope for is public humiliation, and the worst is a criminal record. Still, this guy who decided to join the ‘solo mile high club’ just doesn’t seem to have cared about such trivialities. Continue reading Man Strips Off and Masturbates on Flight
Masturbation Positions Perfect For Masturbation Month!
Most of us are happy to admit that we love ourselves. We love pleasuring ourselves, of giving ourselves those intense toe-curling orgasms that leave our legs shaking and our heart pounding in our chest. The problem is that no matter how good it feels, it can get a little repetitive. Continue reading Masturbation Positions Perfect For Masturbation Month!
The Royal Wedding Condoms are Here (Seriously)
Well it is the Royal Wedding today, as if you needed me to tell you that. Harry and Megan are hopefully going to embark on a life of happiness together. True I don’t particularly care to watch it as I even get bored at weddings of people I know, but that doesn’t mean I don’t wish them well. Still, whether you are a Royalist or Republican, care loads or don’t give a shit, we can all agree that people will try and make money off the occasion. And boy, there are some who have really thought outside the box. Continue reading The Royal Wedding Condoms are Here (Seriously)
Why We Love Watersports And How To Play
Our kinks and fetishes are as varied as we are. While I’m happy to play the switch during sex, I have friends who prefer to stick with just one role. I have some friends with foot fetishes, while others love nothing more than fear play. For anyone without a kink, they can be difficult to understand. Continue reading Why We Love Watersports And How To Play