Woman Thinks ‘Spunking Ghost’ is Haunting Her Home

There are many people out there who believe in the supernatural. That is fine, and I will go as far as to say that it would be arrogant to say that we knew everything that happened in the universe. So there is a chance that these people will be right, whilst sceptics could end up looking very silly.

A Ghost

However, I always feel like many are too willing to believe things, usually at the expense of more rational arguments. Take this story where a woman thinks her house is being haunted by a ‘spunking ghost’. Yes, you just heard that right.


In a post on Mumsnet , a woman, going by the username Chipshopninja, explained her reasoning for thinking her house was haunted.

She wrote: “Of all the problems to have…

“Last night my partner woke up around 1am because he heard our bedroom door open (it’s squeaky, needs some WD40 but that’s by the by).

“He didn’t get up, expecting our son to tap him on the shoulder announcing he had had a bad dream, but nothing! He then heard the bedroom door close.”

Her partner then decided to go and investigate what their son was doing.

“Just outside our bedroom door he stepped in a large wet patch, he checked on our son, but he was fast asleep all tucked in under his duvet,” she continued.

“He then went downstairs to check on the dog, which was fast asleep in the living room. So slightly bemused, he came back to bed.”

The next morning her husband came up with the idea that it could have been a ghost ejaculating everywhere. Instead of asking if he needed help, she seems to have taken this idea on board.

In an effort to explain it had to be spunking ghost, she clarified that her dog definitely couldn’t have caused it and there was no water leaking from anywhere.

One equally ‘interesting’ person said: “Maybe your son was sleep walking and decided to pee outside your bedroom door? Although, a spunking ghost is definitely the most rational explanation.”

Some Cynicism

However, it seems that others were not on board with this bizarre theory.

One person commented: “Cynical me is wondering whether your partner didn’t have a little ‘accident’ or maybe spill a drink himself and this is a cover story? Failing that, spunking ghost definitely.”

Another added: I don’t believe in ghosts, a jizzing-on-the-landing ghost is something I’ve never heard anyone claim. My money is on the partner.”

I have to say, my money is on the partner too. I have seen ‘Ghostbusters’ plenty of times and I never seen to remember that green thing jizzing over Peter Venkman, though that could have been a rather amazing scene.

I would seriously be look at the guy when it comes to this one. If anyone is spunking over the floor, I suspect it wont be any of our possible supernatural pals.

Martin Ward
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