A couple in Barnsley have been caught having sex by a man who filmed the proceedings, and then began to narrate them in the style of David Attenborough. Continue reading Man Narrates Public Sex Video Attenborough Style (Video)
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The Molecular Condom – A Revolution in Contraceptives
It appears we could have the next big advancement in contraception, with the invention of the ‘molecular condom’. Continue reading The Molecular Condom – A Revolution in Contraceptives
The Five Hottest Female MP’s
It is just me who is getting bored senseless with the General Election? Yes, the Conservatives are going to win. Yes, Labour will do shit. And if I have to hear ‘strong and stable government’ one more time, I am going to run my head into a wall in a way reminiscent of Leland Palmer in Twin Peaks. Continue reading The Five Hottest Female MP’s
Man Asks To Show Jury His Penis in Choking Death Case
A man in Florida has requested that he be allowed to show a jury his penis in an effort to convince them that he choked his girlfriend with his penis during oral sex, instead of strangling her. Continue reading Man Asks To Show Jury His Penis in Choking Death Case
The Stupidest Questions You Will Ever Hear About STI’s
Here at Scotland, we have always been big supporters of safe sex. Hey, when there is so much mutual fun going on, if condoms were not used, then the industry wouldn’t be anywhere near as safe as it is today. Continue reading The Stupidest Questions You Will Ever Hear About STI’s
Four Things About the Penis You May Not Know
Most men think of their penis. Well, you know what I mean, if they aren’t thinking of it, they are certainly thinking of what they can do with it. Continue reading Four Things About the Penis You May Not Know
The Craziest Things Women Have Heard in Bed
I have to say, I love Mumsnet. It is where women go to let loose, and is filled with a mixture of angry arguments about parenting styles, and women talking about sex. The site comes across as a place where the female gender go to vent their spline, and in doing so, relieve the need to scream at their kids. That is my theory anyway. Continue reading The Craziest Things Women Have Heard in Bed
Girl Makes Guys Fill Out Intense Application Form if They Want To Date Her
I was having a chat with Zoe Jaspers a few days ago. We got onto dating apps, and how they affect the whole experienced. I felt that many of them wanted us to find our clones in the opposite sex, and to be fair, I would hate to meet a female equivalent of myself. I would just be so annoying. Continue reading Girl Makes Guys Fill Out Intense Application Form if They Want To Date Her
Chechnya is Rounding Up Gay People Into Concentration Camps – Here is How You Can Help Stop It
Here at the Escort Scotland blog, we like to keep things fun. Yes, we have serious articles about sexual health and such things, but the subject matter is normally light hearted, and we delight in giving our readers a chance to get away from the worries of the world. However, this story coming from Chechnya regarding the alleged arrest and detaining of gay people in concentration camps is a story I feel we need to speak out on. Continue reading Chechnya is Rounding Up Gay People Into Concentration Camps – Here is How You Can Help Stop It
Man Who Got Caught Having Sex With a Dog Decides To Blame The Devil!
I have always considered myself an animal lover. Maybe it is something to do with growing up in a house full of dogs, where they were given equal status to me and my two siblings. However, reading the news today, there is a guy took his ‘dog loving’ to a whole new level when he was caught having sex one. If that wasn’t bad enough, his excuse has brought him to worldwide attention, after he blamed Satan. Continue reading Man Who Got Caught Having Sex With a Dog Decides To Blame The Devil!