Four Things About the Penis You May Not Know

Most men think of their penis. Well, you know what I mean, if they aren’t thinking of it, they are certainly thinking of what they can do with it.

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However, whilst they are contemplating all things sexual, they don’t realise the amount of fun things they may not know about their little (or not so little) friend.

Well, you can always rely on your friends here at Escort Scotland to bring you that fascinating information.

So, without much further ado, here are four fascinating things you are likely not to know about the willy.

1) Sperm is Fast, I Mean, Super-fast

Life is tough for sperm. You are surrounded by millions of competitors, and if you don’t win, you die. Well this is the main reason they go like Usain Bolt. When you ejaculate, they speed at a whopping 28 miles an hour. That is actually faster than Usain Bolt who goes just under 24 miles an hour.

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2) Growers and Showers is Actually True

The Kinsey Institute  did research which found smaller, flaccid penises usually lengthen at erection by a greater percentage than bigger, flaccid penises.

That means that if it is bigger when un-aroused, it will grow less, whilst smaller ones will get a big rise, pardon the truly awful pun.

See, there is always hope.

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3) The Plural For Penis is…..

What do you think? Penises? Or maybe ‘penii’? They are the two I would have gone for, but on both counts, I would have been wrong.

The plural of ‘penis’ is in fact ‘penes’, which is in fact pronounced ‘peeneez.’

That is one to test people on at dinner parties. Or maybe not!

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4) They are REALLY Bendy

In 1999, researchers at University Hospital Groningen in Holland examined couples having penetrative sex under an MRI scanner. Yes, that is bizarre, you would never see it on ‘House’.

Apparently, when in the missionary position, the penis can go into the same shape as a boomerang.

I bet you didn’t know that. I am still trying to work out why this research was thought of, and how the couple did it under an MRI scanner without getting stage-fright.

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So there you have it. Who would have thought it, eh?

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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