We have all been in that position. We fancy someone and we want to send them a text to them for the first time. We want our conversation to sound funny, yet natural. What we don’t want to do is make a complete ass out of ourselves, and to be fair, that is pretty easy to do. Continue reading The Five Worst Text Flirting Mistakes You Can Make
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Guy Has Worst Excuse Ever For Cheating Love Bites
Many of us have been caught cheating before. Hey, as the old saying goes, if you play with fire, you risk getting burnt. If this happens, you are stuck with two choices; you can either come clean, or you can lie. However, if you choose the second option, you had better make sure that lie is convincing. Continue reading Guy Has Worst Excuse Ever For Cheating Love Bites
Does it Matter That Keith Vaz Saw Escorts? (Video)
I was on holiday this weekend and was attempting to keep abreast of what was going on in the world. To my shock, it turned out that Keith Vaz had been exposed by a national newspaper pf seeing two male escorts. From that moment I knew we had a major news story. Continue reading Does it Matter That Keith Vaz Saw Escorts? (Video)
Man Swaps Sex Lube For Acid in Gay Sex Club!
A man in Australia has been arrested after allegedly filling a lubricant dispenser in a gay club with hydrochloric acid. Yes, you did just hear me right. Continue reading Man Swaps Sex Lube For Acid in Gay Sex Club!
Brits Go Sex Crazy in Ayia Napa (Video)
Well it is another holiday season, and once again the club scene is turning into a land of debauchery and drunkenness. Whether this is harmless fun, or people making awful choices they regret for the rest of their lives is certainly an interesting debate. Still, what can’t be denied is that these holiday island residents are slightly sick of pissed up British and Irish tourists going over there doing god knows what, and are equally pissed off with the clubs that let them do it. Continue reading Brits Go Sex Crazy in Ayia Napa (Video)
Usain Bolt Pictured in Bed With Hottie!
Well, it really is hard to keep Usain Bolt out of the news. Straight after bringing the world to a standstill after winning his ‘triple triple’ (three gold medals at three Olympics) he is at it again, after being pictured in bed with a young lady as part of his celebrations. Continue reading Usain Bolt Pictured in Bed With Hottie!
Woman’s Quickie Sex Facebook Post Goes Viral!
Ever since me and my Mrs had our daughter two years ago, our sex life has seriously gone down the pan. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the kid never sleeps, and that when we are awake, we are both completely knackered. Either way, what used to be very healthy is now complete shit. Continue reading Woman’s Quickie Sex Facebook Post Goes Viral!
American Football Star Prevents Rape
Young American sports stars have been getting a bad press recently. The most notable case was the awful rape incident involving Brock Turner, the 20 year old swimmer from Stanford University. Of course, every rape is awful, but what set this aside was the fact that he only got sentenced to six months in jail, and a huge portion of American society seemed to be more concerned that one of ‘their boys’ had to pay a price for a ‘mistake’. Continue reading American Football Star Prevents Rape
Woman Makes Pubic Hair Dress!
Fashion is a matter of opinion. Most of us are different. What is right for one person, is completely wrong for another. I sometimes look at people walking down the street and think ‘what a tit’, whilst they probably look at me and think ‘boring bastard’. Still, unless you are an asshole, nobody really gets judged too harshly. However, what do you think of a woman having a pubic hair dress? No, I’m not making it up. Continue reading Woman Makes Pubic Hair Dress!
Qatar Convicts Dutch ‘Rape Victim’
It has been a very distressing week. We have seen the massacre of LGBT people at Pulse Nightclub in Orlando, USA. We have also seen gangs of hooligans tear up the beautiful city of Marseille. Both are horrific, and go to show what mankind can do to themselves when tolerance leaves the building. Continue reading Qatar Convicts Dutch ‘Rape Victim’