When Rolf Harris was convicted of 12 sex offences earlier this week, I couldn’t help but feel a real sense of sadness. Continue reading Rolf Harris Guilty – A Nation Mourns
Short Skirts Banned For Russian Police Officers!
We all know that Russian ladies are some of the hottest on the planet. We see many of them working as escorts in Aberdeen, and boy, do they get good feedback! Continue reading Short Skirts Banned For Russian Police Officers!
The Best Bar Brawl Ever!
Social media can be a wonderful thing for any business. It helps get a company recognised and can give a real public face to what otherwise is an impersonal institution. However, when you get a bit of bad press it can really hurt you. And remember, a bad news story can come back and bite you at any time!. Continue reading The Best Bar Brawl Ever!
Teenager Gets Balls Ripped Off In Cycle Accident!
No matter how bad your day is going, there is always someone having it a lot worse than you. Take this guy from China, who not only had an accident on his bicycle (which is bad enough by itself) but he had his balls ripped off in the process. Continue reading Teenager Gets Balls Ripped Off In Cycle Accident!
Chicago Convent Sues Local Strip Club!
It is no surprise that the church isn’t to keen on strip clubs. All those pretty young ladies taking their clothes off for the gents who are willing to pay is obviously going to ruffle a few feathers for our holy brothers and sisters. But have you ever heard of the church suing a strip club? Continue reading Chicago Convent Sues Local Strip Club!
A Five Point Guide To Skype-Sex
Call me an old fart, but I remember when cybersex first came to public attention. People would sit around typing stuff onto a screen, and in the process praying that the person they were speaking to was the hottie they said they were, and not a 55 year old bald fat guy. Continue reading A Five Point Guide To Skype-Sex
Man Claims Hospital Screw Up Took An Inch Off His Penis!
Many people don’t trust hospitals that much. Maybe it is the fact they are overcrowded and the staff stretched to breaking point, or the fact that on occasions, you feel the staff think you are wasting their time. Still, it can’t be argued that the vast majority of medical workers are underpaid and do a sterling job for those most in need. Continue reading Man Claims Hospital Screw Up Took An Inch Off His Penis!
Man Gets His Willy Stuck In A Pipe For Two Days!
A Chinese man has come to worldwide attention after getting his willy stuck in a pipe for two whole days. If that sounds ridiculous, just wait until you hear the excuse he used! Continue reading Man Gets His Willy Stuck In A Pipe For Two Days!
Man Arrested For Sending Dirty Texts To Cop!
A lot of rap fans have heard the song ‘Fuck The Police’ by early 90’s group NWA (of which Dr Dre was a member) Still, I’m not sure that Ice Cube and the boys were thinking of this particular scenario when they were penning that tune. Continue reading Man Arrested For Sending Dirty Texts To Cop!
Man Has Elevator Ride From Hell And Ends Up With Serious Injuries!
A man in Chile had the elevator ride from hell last week and suffered severe injuries when his elevator flew up 31 floors in 15 seconds, smashing into the roof of his apartment complex. Continue reading Man Has Elevator Ride From Hell And Ends Up With Serious Injuries!