Things That Only Happen in Porn

There are two types of people: those who watch porn and those who don’t admit they do. Watching porn is fun and useful, as long as you understand that there are some things that don’t usually happen in real life.

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If you watch porn and you think that all you see is something normal, you might scare the hell out of your partner. Or…did you think all girls like having sex with two men at the same time? Did you believe that anal sex is something painless that can be easily done without a long foreplay?

Well, in case you are one of the people who believe that porn is actually a reflection of sex, it’s time to stop being naive and thinking that good sex is only what you see on screen.

Actually, good sex is what you have in your own bedroom, since the actors you watch with sparkling eyes…are acting!

In order to help you understand the reality, I made a list of the things that usually happen only in porn movies, besides the fact that there’s nobody recording. So, here are some of the things you might not get in your own bedroom!

He is Huge and Instantly Hard

People who constantly watch porn develop a small penis complex. Well, not only do porn actors have huge penises but they also last for hours. Superman flies, doesn’t he?
This means that you should not let the porn actors’ penises destroy your self-esteem because what you see there is not real.

Besides being smaller than you see in porn, sometimes, penises are flaccid. Have you ever seen that in porn? No, normal men don’t get instantly hard and they don’t stay with their penises up all day long.

So, dear men, if porn makes you insecure, it’s time to stop watching it!

My Name is Not Pamela!

Sexy movies don’t feed only men’s insecurities. These movies are actually responsible for the body image issues women have, as well. Besides having the perfect bodies, porn actresses also have big, round boobs.

In order to get paid, they have to look great while acting like they are having a great time when they are penetrated by two men with huge penises.

Personally, I don’t understand how a woman, who doesn’t want to have two huge cocks inside her while pretending to enjoy the whole act, can be jealous of the fact that the penetrated woman has bigger boobs. But this happens. Not to mention the fact that there are many ladies who believe they should act like they see in these movies, even though that’s not who they actually are.

Well, we all want to be loved for who we are, right? So, why try to be somebody else? Anyway, your lover will instantly know you are acting and he might not like that. Of course, this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t work on being kinky once in a while!

Perfectly Groomed and Unprotected

Another aspect that might create discomfort among regular people who have regular sex is the fact that actors are always perfectly groomed. Of course, that’s because…you guessed, it’s their job.

However, there are people who can’t see behind the scenes on their screen and they just let everything they watch interfere with their lifestyle. Well, this has to stop now!

Also, the condom is not present in porn movies. If there were condoms, people wouldn’t be able to see many kinky scenes, like when the actors come in the ladies’ mouths, would they?

However, unless you want to catch a disease, you just have to use protection, especially when you have casual sex!

Not Everybody Is As Flexible as Romanian Gymnasts

After ruining a perfect night with my silly porn ideas I realized that most positions used in sexy movies are fantastic, but not for real life.

So, if porn makes you feel you have the most boring sexual life, relax, that’s probably far from being true…unless you’ve been having sex in the same bed for a long time! Not trying to do yoga while having sex doesn’t mean you don’t need to spice things up from time to time!

Too Much Fake Moaning, Man!

People moan when they feel pleasure. Even though we like hearing our partner moaning, what happens in sexy movies, it’s just too much, isn’t it? Nobody can or should moan continuously, am I right?

Those people look like they are experiencing an orgasm that lasts for an hour so, please don’t expect your partners to moan and moan and moan…However, if they do, something might be wrong! Anyway, your lady is not the first one to fake an orgasm!

How About Double Penetrations?

Many people are very fond of porn movies where double penetration happens. However, just some of these people have actually tried doing this. Well, the truth is that in real life this would be very unpleasant for the ladies and it can even be painful.

And of course, there are many men who, though they might like watching, they feel very uncomfortable with the idea of touching another naked man. So, let’s just keep this a fantasy, too!

How Long Can You Go?

As mentioned before, in porn movies people seem to enjoy having sex for hours. In real life, things are different. You don’t count in hours, but in minutes and you are not always ready for banging each other because…life happens!

So, if you’re kinky sessions doesn’t last as much as you’ve seen in porn, it doesn’t mean it’s not good, unless you don’t feel comfortable with your partner. But that’s another story!

The Orgasm Lie

Unlike men, women don’t climax very easy and sometimes they don’t have an orgasm at all. However, this doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy having sex! So, if your lady doesn’t have an orgasm once, it’s not the end of the world.

Of course, this doesn’t mean you don’t need to try harder. It just means you should not feel unable to make her climax. If you practice you will find out what she needs in order to climax!

To CIF or Not to CIF?

You love watching porn movies and you specifically find ejaculating on the ladies’ face interesting, don’t you? Well, you should think twice before doing it in real life!

The actors probably ejaculate on the women’s body to offer you the confirmation of what they are doing. This doesn’t mean all women want you to do that! Most women don’t want men ejaculating on their faces or in their mouths so you better have a conversation before doing this.

If you are in a relationship talk to your girlfriend about your desires and see if you are on the same page. At the same time, if you want to have the porn star experience, you can see one of the sexy escorts in Aberdeen. Just remember to check if they agree with CIF or other kinky actions you want to try!

Porn Movies vs. Reality

Even though there are many differences between porn movies and real sex, there are many people who want to have a similar experience. Now, if you don’t want to be penetrated by two men, it doesn’t mean you can’t have a fantastic porn star experience.

Just use porn in order to take whatever is suitable for you and don’t feel bad when something you see in movies does not happen in your life. It’s probably not happening in the actors’ real life either!

If you have any experience related to porn and the unrealistic sexy actions don’t feel shy and share it with us by commenting in the box below! Sharing is caring!

Anna Smith

Anna Smith

Anna Smith entered the adult industry in 2015. From that moment on, she has become one of the foremost writers around, using her sex industry expertise to bring her readers many fun and fact filled articles.

She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.

When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
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One thought on “Things That Only Happen in Porn”

  1. Women moaning when sucking a dick.
    They are not getting their pussy rubbed are their asses fucked, so I don’t understand it.
    Unless they have a g-spot hidden in their mouths, I am unsure.
    Moaning when they are not getting any pleasure just seems to fake for me.

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