A porn plot is essentially a sexy fantasy where those kinky actors role play and bang out erotica film. A porn plot is the storyline, and when it’s good, it carries the sequence of events in that sexy story. In the garden of good and evil, there’s a lot of different porn plots out there. And however bad you may consider its plot, that kinky scenario is a fetish for someone, somewhere.
There are a number of plots that everyone seems to be familiar with, like the classic porn plots of: the teacher reprimanding the student, the skilled masseur relaxing his over-stressed client, and the plumber that’s stopping by because he was told there’s a ‘problem with the pipes.’ Some porn plots are righteously sexy, and some will have you laughing out loud, while others are just fucking ridiculous.
Let’s be real, porn plots can be redundant and mind-numbing. Take a gang bang, the plot has that pussy booked liked a revolving door for wooden soldiers! Even that porn star on the receiving end looks like she knows that the story arch is dry, and perhaps that’s why she has that lube sitting right next to her on stand-by! Herein for your consideration are the classic porno scenarios that prove there are multiple universes and dimensions of porn that have kinksters making contact with the sexy, the strange, and the bizarre.
1. YOGA PORN
Plot: A woman is being instructed on how to do Yoga by a male instructor, then they shag.
Real life yoga has people stretching and sweating in some kinky positions, and Yoga Porn banks on those kinky positions. That instructor starts off just trying to do his job, until he feels a higher calling to teach that student a thing or two. Chicks dig the whole ‘I’m getting in touch with my body’ angle while homies like that a.) yoga has sexy bodies letting their sexy bits hang out and b.) they get to take leadership in an alpha role.
2. BOSS SECRETARY PORN
Plot: There’s this super hot secretary and a super powerful boss, and then they bang.
Boss/Secretary Porn plays on the power trip of a boss having his way with his secretary. Yep, the good ol’ ‘sexretary’ is a common fantasy, because she’s not just good at filing, she excels as taking and receiving calls. Professional ethics and workplace harassment make this sexy fantasy have serious repercussions in real life, which is why it’s a popular sexy fantasy because after that porn is over, thankfully your career isn’t.
3. VOYEUR PORN
Plot: A sexy vixen discovers that the dude is spying on her, and then they fuck.
It’s a favorite dream of many a peeping tom: the dude spies the girl naked, sunning herself alone but amazingly, she doesn’t mind the breach of privacy. That sexual goddess decides that perverted spy deserves a piece of action, and she hooks him up with an unexpected handout. Voyeur Porn perpetuates the classic storyline that when women are left alone, they masturbate in high heels awaiting their next potential mate.
4. SPONTANEOUS LESBIAN PORN
Plot: A woman’s sexy friend convinces her to be more than friends, so they rock, paper, scissor.
What happens when two sexy women are left alone? In a Spontaneous Lesbian Porn they become gay at a minute’s notice. It usually starts with an awkward first kiss which then tends to lead to full-blown hot sex. Whatever your opinion is about the whole ‘nature or nurture’ debate and sexuality, this porn plot plays on the scenario that women can turn lesbians, if and when they’re left alone with another beautiful woman.
5. BURGLAR PORN
Plot: Horny burglar homie breaks into a house and then mounts the unsuspecting homeowner.
With the wonderful world of pornography, one can explore potentially fearful scenarios like a home burglary. In real life, this would incite panic, anger and fear, but as a porn plot, that bad boy archetype not only ransacks the casa, but he also burglarizes that booty. In Burglar Porn, there’s typically a beautiful, bored housewife who finds herself overpowered by a notorious criminal and loves it.
6. BABYSITTER PORN
Plot: A young woman is babysitting when the parents arrive home to seduce and shag her.
She’s often a college age girl who’s young, cute and babysitting, but when the parents come home, they find her touching herself, or looking at porn. Instead of scolding her, that kinky couple decide that it’s a perfect opportunity to take that young thing to sexy school, and teach her a lesson or two.Babysitter Porn is one of the most popular threesome porn plots out there banging.
7. MASSAGE PARLOUR PORN
Plot: Woman gets a massage and slowly becomes aroused after which, she boinks the masseur.
Massage Parlour Porn mimics life because many a massage has lead to happy endings all over the world thanks to the divine touch skilled technicians. The porn plots of the special massage starts off featuring a man oiling a woman down. She’s relaxed and naked, at which point he begins to massage her while attempting to keep his touch professional. But alas, that sexy vixen begins to get horny, so he decides to reveal that he is too.
8. CASTING COUCH PORN
Plot: Aspiring actress shows up for an audition and she ultimately shags the casting director.
The set for a is simple: one dirty, black, leather couch, one beautiful starry-eyed amateur sits down, and then there’s the perverted casting director. He takes that young starlet’s audition as an opportunity to ask her, ‘You’ve got the look, but how bad do you want this role?’ Wanting to do anything to get that big break, she submits to his whims as he preys on her sexy naivety.
9. CHEERLEADER PORN
Plot: Gym teacher/football coach stumble in on a sexy cheerleader still in uniform, so they fuck.
The beauty of porn is not actually the film’s footage, or those bodies smashing up in one another. Rather the beauty of porn is within pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable, and then imagining a way to bridge the gap between two people who shouldn’t necessarily be boinking one another. In the Cheerleader porn plot, the authority figure always starts off with good intentions, until that tempestuous, spirited lass decides that she needs some special assistance from Coach.
10. TEACHER/STUDENT PORN
Plot: Teacher reprimands a beautiful student for academic or behavioral reasons, then they shag.
Teacher/Student Porn begins with the teacher requesting the student stay after class, so they can talk. This talk quickly escalates, turning into some kinky disciplinarian action which comes with a lot of loaded word play like, ‘Are you willing to work for some ‘extra credit’?’ This porn plot explores the taboo theme of educators fornicating with the student body. Every other day it seems that teacher-student affairs are exposed in the news, proving again that porn plots mimic real life.
11. NURSE PORN
Plot: An injured or sick person is cured by the magical touch of a especially attentive nurse.
Nurse porn has a man being taken advantage of by his nurse who has his sexiest best interests in mind. Usually his injuries incapacitate him, like he’ll have two broken arms, or he’ll be in a full body cast making it nearly impossible for him to push her off him. This fantasy has that good hearted, candy striper serving out sexy medicine to an unsuspecting patient encouraging his speedy recovery.
12. DAD’S BEST FRIEND PORN
Plot: A young woman is hanging out with her dad’s best friend, and they decide to make whoopie.
Dad’s Best Friend Porn is an unrealistic porn plot that situates a young woman with her dad’s best friend. Why is it unrealistic? Because dad’s best friend in real life is probably: old, tired, and gray. But in the world wide web of porn, dad’s best friend is: friendly, understanding, young and good looking. Dad’s Best Friend decides that it’s in his best interest to help raise his best friend’s daughter’s sexy experience level. It’s a taboo porn plot that safely explores a situation that’s better off avoided in real life.
13. GIRLFRIEND’S BEST FRIEND PORN
Plot: A guy hangs out with his girlfriend’s best friend and then they get down and dirty.
All guys love this porn plot because like most porn, it simulates an experience you’d rather not get caught in. Often the porn has the girlfriend walking in, and catching her friend and lover red handed. In the Girlfriend’s Best Friend Porn, she joins in on the action living in a world where partners are unphased by cheating spouses.
14. SISTER’S BEST FRIEND PORN
Plot: The little sister of dude’s girlfriend is game to bump fuzzies, so they hizzit the skizzins.
Just like Girlfriend’s Best Friend Porn, the girlfriend in Sister’s Best Friend Porn returns to find her lover getting it on with her little sister. The girlfriend thinks it’s a great idea to keep that cock in the family, so she lets her little sister get some sucky fucky with her boyfriend before she joins in. These type of porn plots lets the dude live the fantasy of shagging a pair of sexy sisters.
15. TRADING SEX FOR A TAXI RIDE PORN
Plot: A passenger is propositioned by her driver for sex in exchange for the fare.
The back of a taxi cab is taking kinky people for quite a ride in Trading Sex For a Taxi Ride Porn. It begins when a passenger doesn’t have enough cash, at which point the taxi cab driver suggests that he has an ‘alternative payment process’ in mind. The fare on taxis are often quite high, and this porn plot is no exception, it has that passenger paying with the power of her pussy purse.
16. GIRL GETS PICKED UP ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD PORN
Plot: Beautiful hitchhiker is picked up off of the side of the road, and then sexually exploited.
It all starts when a young hitchhiker is looking for a free ride. The driver explains that he’ll take her anywhere she wants to in return for a sexual act. While Girl Gets Picked Up On The Side Of The Road Porn would be a nightmare in real life to women hitch-hiking, these porn plots permit the exploration of the classic trucker fantasy of casual sex with pedestrians that are looking for a lift.
17. GUY CATCHES WOMAN TAKING A SHOWER PORN
Plot: She’s alone taking a shower when he walks in on her, and then they screw.
This is one of the top fantasies for dudes because it involves walking in on someone that’s not expecting them while they’re in a most vulnerable situation: wet and naked. In Guy Catches Woman Taking A Shower Porn there’s an element of invasion of privacy and voyeurism, but somehow that babe is aroused, and she agrees to the wet and wild sexual suggestion. They somehow commence shagging in slippery, uncomfortable positions inside of that shower.
18. POOL BOY PORN
Plot: A rich, entitled woman takes full advantage of her strapping stallion of a pool boy.
This is one of the most classic porn plots that positions a bored housewife sunning herself at her pool. The well-to-do homeowner lures that pool boy in with a lemonade which turns into a horizontal refreshment from her vagina. Thus, the legend of Pool Boy Porn was born.
19. PLUMBER PORN
Plot: A flat owner receives a house call from a handsome plumber that’s there to unclog a pipe.
It turns out that she needs his help in more than one way, and the beginning of Plumber Porn has that woman visited by a plumber that’s more than willing to assist. He takes a look under the sink when his pipe expertise arouses her, so she sends him to work on much more personal pipes under her pussy’s hood.
20. STEP MOM, STEP SON PORN
Plot: A step-mom and her new step-son decide that they want to bone, so they do just that.
This step-mom tends to be total babe who’s left at home by her rich husband. She walks in and catches her step-son beating off to the smell of her panties, but instead of freaking out, step-mama decides to get freaky with it. As for dad, he never seems to be around, and he never does a walk on deciding to join his son for some father-son tag team action. Step Mom porn places the woman in the alpha role, where she takes control of the man for a change.
21. PIZZA DELIVERY GUY PORN
Plot: A pizza delivery man shows up at a sorority with a steamy hot pizza pie, and those horny girls offer to pay with the power of their pussy purse.
It’s a cheesy porn plot, and it’s as classic as cheese pizza. Horny college girls order a pie with ‘extra sausage.’ When that delivery dude arrives, those sexy sorority sisters invite him in for a little side cut action. It’s similar to ‘Sex for a taxi cab ride’ and the ‘Plumber porn’ because it’s a sexual fantasy that services, service men!
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