Have You Heard of the Pussy Snorkel?

If you are drinking your morning coffee while reading this article, you should get ready to spit it everywhere, because we are going to talk about something really unusual, which definitely demonstrates the amount of free time people have.

Man with a snorkel on his head

Now, what if I told you that somewhere, somebody spent time designing a snorkel specially created for the purpose of going down on ladies? In addition, this interesting object also glows in the dark. My question is, “Did you spit your coffee or not?”

Thank You, Amazon!

As you probably imagine, you can find this weird product on Amazon. Well, this seems to be the place where you can find anything you can think of, these days. However, I have to be honest, and admit that I would have never expected to find a pussy snorkel on Amazon. Actually, I still can’t believe somebody thought about and then invent something like this.

Though I am pretty sure you know that the pussy snorkel is not meant for your cats, in order to help them breathe underwater, I am going to explain what this product does.
So, according to its Amazon description,the pussy snorkel was specially created to help a man to breathe while performing oral sex on a woman, even while they are in a spa, bathtub or a pool. Now, can you please stop laughing? This product was designed with serious thoughts and it is not a joke…Is it?

How to Use It?

I know that you are very eager to find out how to use this…sex toy, if I can call it that. So, in accordance with the instructions available on Amazon, what you have to do is to insert the breathing apparatus into your nostrils, and then begin pleasuring your partner with the tongue, of course. Easy, right? As the description says, this pussy snorkel helps all men become dive masters.

Guide to pussy snorkel

However, let’s be honest with each other and admit that this is not a necessity, is it? Yes, if you want to have some fun, order this sex toy because it is very far from being expensive. But if you expect it to improve your oral sex sessions, you will definitely be disappointed.

If You Need a Pussy Snorkel, You Might Be Doing It Wrong

Unfortunately, this product is currently unavailable and a part of me freaks out thinking that this is because it’s sold out. At the same time, I am almost sure this couldn’t happen because…who would buy the Pussy Snorkel?

Now, I am a lady so I don’t know too much about how you feel and how your breathing is when you pleasure a woman. But, I am quite sure that it the breathing techniques you use for cunnilingus are very similar to what we use for giving a blowjob. So, I honestly believe that if you feel like you need a Pussy Snorkel, you are probably doing it wrong!

But who am I to say that? I should be listening to a man’s opinion. So, who wants to help me here? Assuming that it will be back in stock soon, would you buy a Pussy Snorkel? Do you think you need some help while having fun in a steamy Jacuzzi?

Anna Smith

Anna Smith

Anna Smith entered the adult industry in 2015. From that moment on, she has become one of the foremost writers around, using her sex industry expertise to bring her readers many fun and fact filled articles.

She is most well known for her sex advice pieces, yet also has a major interest in sexual health and other serious issues. However, this is all done with a quirky style that is unmistakably hers.

When she isn't working, Anna is a fitness fanatic, and enjoys going away with her partner for various weekend trips.
Anna Smith

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