While a guys semen may look a lot like liquid pearls right off the bat, it’s also the recipe for creation, and that cream of sum yung guy is full of swimmers. Mostly when a dude goes to pound town, he isn’t going in with the intention of creating a dynasty, even if that’s the baby gravy’s goal. Dude just wants to man blast that jerk sauce into face paint, but that doesn’t mean that dude shouldn’t care about the health of his dick spit. Yet, how does dude know if everything is all good in the hood? Real talk, how does he know if the swimmers in his splooge are paddling up to par?
When a dude blasts off, the health of his salty surprise is seriously the last thing on his mind, but what dude needs to know is that spunk junk can serve a vital role in spotting changes in his well being. Usually, semen is white or off white, and in about 30 minutes it turns runny and clear. Any changes in the color or the smell could be a sign of something more serious indicating infections or prostrate problems.
There’s no easy way to gauge the quality of your semen just by looking at it. To be totally sure that your nut butter is fresh, you could schedule a doctor’s appointment, and drain the vein into a dixie cup for a technician in a white coat. For an alternative to an uncomfortable doctor’s visit, stay tuned for signs that you should be mindful of to ensure the quality of your protein shake.
1. Dude is not a smoker
It’s a drag, nicotine stunts the dude’s sperm, reducing the count of its swimmers and affecting the DNA that the semen carry. The NHS states, smoking causes that cock-a-doodle-do to go soft. So if a dude was ever looking for a reason to stop smoking, it’s best for him to think of his unborn children and his wooden soldier’s posture .
2. Dude’s spunk doesn’t look like watery Goo
While the amount of semen varies from dude to dude, and on how often dude blasts off, a reoccurring level of watery semen could indicate a condition known as retrograde ejaculation. While it may sound groovy, it’s totally not, and it can lead to fertility problems. This is something a dude should see his doctor about especially if one day the dude wants his jerk sauce to be baby batter.
3. Dude has a flat stomach
A dude doesn’t need a six-pack, but as long as he doesn’t have a gut, his semen are in good shape. It’s a scientific fact that stomach fat weighs down on the dude’s testicles, which can interfere with the sperm’s hormone distribution, production and development. Researchers from the Netherlands found that homies with a waist circumference of 40 inches or greater had a lower sperm count, and slower moving sperm than dudes with a more whittled waist.
4. Dude eats fish often
When a dude eats fish, he’s consuming omega-3 fatty acids that are really good for increasing his sperm count and quality. That delicacy of the sea assures the dude’s semen smooth sailing and it increases the sperm’s swimming speed! In a study, dudes who ate the most fish, especially darker meat fish like tuna and salmon, had a 65% greater sperm concentration that homies who didn’t.
5. Dude just says no to junk food
Did you know that processed meats and junk food damages the quality of dude’s sperm? Harvard University found that dudes who ate the most processed meat had significantly lower counts of normal shaped sperm compared to dudes who consumed the lowest. It also interfered with the dude’s testosterone level, ultimately hindering the productivity of his salty surprise.
6. Dude doesn’t wear tighty whiteys
Wearing skin tight underwear is not good for your skin and it’s not good for your sperm count. That fabric acts like an oven, heating up the dude’s scrotum, and that rise of temperature kills off his sperm. A 2012 study from the U.K. found that dudes who wore boxer shorts instead of tight-fitting underwear were 24% less likely to have sluggish sperm. All we are saying is let that dude’s junk breathe!
7. Dude doesn’t nuke his leftovers
If a dude reheats last night’s dinner in a Tupperware container, it’s detrimental to dude’s sperm. A certain chemical is produced when food in Tupperware is nuked and it’s called, bisphenol-A (BPA) and that shit kills off dude’s sperm faster than a speeding bullet. Researchers from Denmark found that dudes with the highest levels of BPA in their urine had a significantly lower percentage of sperm that swam well. Scientists suspect that the BPA might affect the estrogen and androgen activity in the testicles, and it can hinder the production of sperm. Dude, for the sake of your cock crème, transfer your leftovers from that plastic container to a glass one before you nuke!
8. Dude doesn’t ride bikes
Riding a bike whether it’s a Harley Davidson, or an old school bicycle has the effect of heating up the dude’s scrotum, and that extra heat kills sperm. It’s a fact, sperm prefer a moderate temperature.
9. Dude doesn’t keep dude’s Mobile Phones in dude’s pocket
The radiation from cellular phones can actually reduce a dude’s sperm count. That harmful radiation literally obliterates dude’s sperm, and it can damage the DNA that the sperm is carrying. Dude, that mobile phone is cooking your semen, get a man purse already!
10. Dude doesn’t look like Don Juan
Sorry ladies, good looks might actually hurt dude’s sperm count. According to Spanish and Finnish researchers, men who had beautiful mugs (i.e. broader and wider) tended to have poorer semen quality than more feminine faced men. One possible theory is called the “tradeoff hypothesis.” This theory implies that dudes have a fixed amount of energy available to devote to reproduction, and that energy must also be distributed to a number of other tasks. “So,” states the study author Jukka Kekäläinen, Ph.D. “If a male consumes more resources on semen production, he may have fewer resources available for developing attractive secondary sexual traits like facial masculinity.”
11. Dude hits the gym
Harvard Researchers found that dudes who get their blood pumping in moderate to vigorous exercise 15 hours or more a week, had a sperm concentration that was 73% higher than dudes who didn’t work out at that intensity level. Exercise cuts down a dude’s weight increasing antioxidants, the researchers claim. So, regular gym sessions could help dude prevent free radicals from damaging his sperm count.
12. Dude doesn’t watch too much T.V
If a dude has been watching more than twenty hours of television, researchers have discovered that that his sperm concentration was 44% lower than homies who laid off the boob tube. Stick to the programs that turn a dude on, and note to the dude: turn off the tele after exceeding twenty hours a week.
13. Dude speaks in a high pitched voice
Homies with a deep voice while rated by women as more masculine and attractive actually, had lower concentrations of sperm in their spunk junk. Men with a low, throaty growl tend to have a worse-off sperm count, according to a University of Western Australian Study. “Testosterone levels may have something to do with it,” states the study author Leigh Simmons, Ph. D. “Testosterone is associated with more masculine facial features and lower voices, but too much can actually suppress sperm production.”
The quality of a man blast is determined by tell tale signs, and one can often read the signs of having healthy splooge from the habits and appearance of the dude. Note to Dudes: Upgrade your eats, skip hot temperatures down below, pound the pavement, and lose that beer bulge because it all affects the production of the pecker snot.
For the record, if a dude spots changes in color or smell in his spaff then my friend, contact a doctor. Any other color of the rainbow than white or off white coming out of a dude’s magic wand is a red flag regardless of the color, indicating that dude needs to take his sexy engine in for a check-up and a tuning.
Take an interest in the well being of the badger milk, and check out Dr. Christian Discusses What Changes To Look Out For In Jizz. Then investigate how to upkeep the condition of your cock chowder in How Health affects Sperm. If and when dude meets the day when he wants that jerk sauce to be baby gravy then keep calm, stay kinky and watch the Top 10 Foods that Increase Sperm Production.
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I better wank one off at the doctors and see if my kids are not sleeping.
I am a fail.
I ride bikes in the mountain, I watch a lot of TV, I do eat junk food, but not too much. And I think I need to eat more fish.