What is it With Guys and Threesomes?

I have been asked the question so many times that I have lost count. I would start seeing a guy, have a few evenings at the bar with him and then a couple of nights later, we end up getting frisky underneath the bedsheets.

man and two women

Later on, we’d have a few weeks of having fantastic sex, along with a couple of sessions of playing blackjack and that was about it. Then, there would be a night where we’d lie in bed naked and the guy suddenly brings up the question of:

“Do you want to do a threesome?”

My experiences that have made me think about this question

Ok, I’ve had my fair share of fun when it came to adding the third character to the bedroom, I even had two threesomes myself; one MMF and one MFF. I’ve enjoyed both of them. I loved what it felt like to have a cock inside me while I was licking a girl’s pussy, along with the sensation of getting double penetrated. However, if I get pestered too much about doing a certain thing, I’d end up not wanting to talk about it, consider it, or even think about it.

Of course, people’s opinions on threesomes can be different depending on their circumstances. If you are a single person who is mingling with other single people, then the idea of having a threesome wouldn’t bother you too much. If you’re in a relationship and your partner wants to spice up the bedroom for one night with another guy or girl, you might feel apprehensive to carry out with the plan. If you’re a single person if you’ve been asked to do a threesome with a guy that you like, then apprehension and paranoia would occur.

Now, there are many possible reasons for why guys, in particular, like threesomes. One theory that I could agree on is the idea that it could help them release their sexual inhibitions. Like a courtesan walking through the streets of Babylon or Damascus, a man may want to know what it is like to have sex with multiple people at the same time.

I kid you not, guys. One time I was chatting to an estranged lover of mine via Messenger and he was reminiscing about all of the sex adventures that we’ve had. I don’t like repetition, so I had my bitch face on when he was talking about our sex sessions, again.

Anyway, he was talking about how he was always fascinated at how sexually open I was. I wasn’t sure if it was a compliment or not, but all I replied to him was:

“OK.”

After only a couple of minutes after that statement, he suddenly asked me:

“If I pay for an escort, would you do a threesome with me and her?”

It was interesting for me to realise that the more sexually open I became, the more the guys I’ve met wanted to be openly sexual with me. Maybe the notion makes me sound like I am an egotistical but divine sexual goddess who’s giving my mere mortals sex powers, but it’s still a possible reason as to why guys love threesomes!

What’s the rush, guys?

I’ve always been very skeptical on bucket lists. Many years ago, I used to have a huge list when I was younger that was filled with all of the generic tasks that you would read on anyone else’s bucket list:

‘Go travelling…own a dog…buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle…receiving a romantic kiss underneath the mistletoe…’

OK, there will be a day in my life that I will own a Harley Davidson motorcycle; I don’t care if it would be five or fifty years from now! But what I’ve discovered about bucket lists is that it gives you tunnel vision.

You’re not opening yourself up to other possibilities that would occur during your journey of completing the task that you’ve set up to do. Furthermore, you’ve given yourself high expectations on a task which would have the risk of not giving you the experience that you’ve expected. That is why I don’t like the sound of people saying that they need to have a threesome before they die.

Let’s go back to the anecdote of one of my threesomes. The MMF one was great but there was one guy who’s cock couldn’t get hard enough to hump me because he kept getting turned off whenever he saw the other guys cock. Not every threesome would be like what you’ve seen in porn videos or movies with gratuitous amounts of sex in them.

Moreover, it wouldn’t be as pleasant for the recipient to experience if he or she feels forced to get involved with a threesome. That is why I think that if me and a partner of mine want to get involved in a threesome, the idea should be invited into the bedroom, not sewn into the duvet. Then again, the explanation of one possible reason can make you think about another idea about why men want to have at least one threesome in their lifetime.

There’s a bit of an animal inside all of us!

Let’s have a look at the animal kingdom. The lion would have a copious amount of lionesses surrounding him. The gorillas are known to have more than one female partner despite staying in a monogamous relationship normally. The dolphins…well…they’re just horny fuckers who are the only other creatures known on the planet who fuck for reproduction and recreation! I’m not saying that there is a direct link to how sex works in a human and a lion, but there is a possibility as to why some guys would like to be with more than one partner at the same time; which could explain why we still have polygamous relationships.

Then again, we have to ask ourselves, are we just greedy fuckers? I’ve said ‘we’ because I don’t want to point the finger that it’s only the men who want to go cock-crazy with multiple girls. I’ve always wanted the fantasy of having two hot men humping me to come true, as well as two beautiful women; it’s double the pleasure! Threesomes rock!

The title of this article is not meant to give off the idea that this is a rant against men, in fact, it’s meant to a tongue-in-cheek question! I’m just trying to portray my open answers about why some, if not all, men want or would like to have a threesome at least once before they die. If you don’t think that my answers are not particularly correct, why don’t you write your thoughts in the comment section below or on the Escort Scotland community forum? I’m looking forward to hearing your opinions on this topic!

Zoe Jaspers
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