The Pros and Cons of Free Porn!

You cannot deny that free porn sites are something that a lot of people can’t deal without. They help us relax whenever we’ve had a hard day at work, when we want to give ourselves a bit of action at night, or when a waitress from Starbucks didn’t write our names correctly on our cappuccino cups.

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Anything to relieve the stress, right?

However, depending on how picky you are with your smut, there are pros and cons with watching porn on a site where you don’t have to sift out your wallet from your back pocket. Even though you won’t be penniless after every porn video you’d watch, you’d be paying for free smut in a different way.

Pro: Like I’ve already mentioned, you don’t have to pay a penny

free porn sites won’t leave you broke at the end of each month
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If you can find a way to get something for free, why pay for it? With all of the free porn sites that you could think of, XVideos, Pornhub, Redtube and so on, the only thing that you would have to pay for is all of the data that you’ve used up on your internet plan.

When you were 15 years-old and you tried to search for pornographic content other than what you’d find on Google Images, looking for a site like the ones I’ve mentioned are like God’s gift to your cock. And going back onto the subject of internet data, it doesn’t even cost that much now, especially with all of the bundle plans that you can get.

Con: The video quality can be pretty crap

 the video quality on free porn sites isn't always so great
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I’m sure someone that some of you guys understand the phrase ‘nothing good comes for free’, right? In this context, when I say ‘good’, I’m talking about the quality of videos that you would find on the free porn sites.

Even though most of the sites would highlight the HD videos for you on their homepages, there’s still a large quantity of videos that are so pixilated, you might mistake them for a game that you’d play on a Gameboy Color Console. Unless you cream over pixels, I’m pretty sure that most guys would have a hard time getting it up when watching blurry boobs on their screens.

Pro: It’s quick and easy to access

you don’t have to wait forever to watch the porn that you’ve searched for
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When it comes to watching free porn on your desktops and laptops, you’d be happy to hear that you don’t need to have an account, you don’t need to go through different pages to get what you want, and don’t need to sign up to anything stupid.

All you have to do on a free porn site is go to the homepage, type in your desired keyword into the search bar, and gaze at all of the glorious videos that relate to your chosen keyword until you pick the one that you want to masturbate to. It only takes you around 5 minutes to complete the process, and another 5 to climax all over your monitors.

Con: You’re giving nothing to the pornstar you’re jacking off to

pornstars don’t get paid the money they deserve when you watch their scenes for free
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Have you ever wondered why Taylor Swift doesn’t distribute her songs through Spotify?

Well, pornstars get paid from the studios that they make their scenes for, as well as the amount of people signing up for memberships on their official websites. Viewers would pay good money to see their favourite actresses fuck on camera, but if they managed to find a leaked video on another site where they can watch it for free, they wouldn’t pay a single penny for their memberships.

What does that mean? Free porn equals no pay for pornstars. Now you know why Taylor Swift doesn’t distribute her songs through Spotify.

Pro: You can find almost anything you’d like to watch

When it comes to searching for something on a free porn site, the results are endless
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Do you want to hear another advantage of watching free porn in your spare time? Well, the once you typed in one very common keyword, like ‘anal’ or ‘lesbians’, you would end up with over tens of thousands of results.

And what can be found in those results? Anything and everything that you’ve seen and not seen, with other specific words in the title like ‘rough lesbians’, ‘teen anal’, and ‘lesbian go into an oil wrestling match’.

…Go ahead and type in ‘lesbians’ on your next free porn search. Go on.

Con: You’ll probably find some creepy shit you wouldn’t want to watch

there is a small chance that you might watch a porn video that would scar you for life
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We know that you can find some gruesome and creepy porn on both the deep and dark web, but every now and again, there are a few things that are found on the World Wide Web that shouldn’t really exist. Before I go a bit too morbid with the details, you might just end up finding a video that doesn’t look like something you would jack off too.

Whether it would be watersports, grannies, or any other kind of fetish that wouldn’t get your rocks off, there will always be a small chance of you watching something that you thought would be hot to watch, but ends up being something you want to delete from your browser history.

Shit happens.

Zoe Jaspers
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