Oral Sex Cafés: Coming Soon!

Have you ever gone out to get a cup of tea or a hot coffee and decided that, actually, you’d like to enjoy your hot beverage with a side of oral? Well, me neither, but it seems that you soon could. How, I hear you ask? Oral sex cafés might soon be coming to a country near you, so that you can get your kicks while enjoying a tall hazelnut latte with an extra shot of espresso.

Oral sex cafés coming soon

If you have ever felt like you need a bigger pick me up in the morning than a coffee, maybe you should head to one of the oral sex cafés that could be opening up. Want to know more? We have the full story for you right here on the Escort Scotland blog.

The Fellatio Café

The idea of opening a sex café isn’t anything knew. In fact, there are a few similar ones in Thailand, which is where the inspiration for the latest one to hit the news comes from. However, unlike others, this café sets itself apart from the rest, as it will offer only oral sex alongside the usual coffees, teas, and snacks.

We imagine that many other oral sex cafés might spring up following this one, if it is a success, and the brains behind the café hope that it will be.

Bradley Charvet, of the Facegirl firm in Geneva, spoke recently about the idea, saying that it is something they had been thinking about for a while. They have been keen to get the idea as perfect as they can to ensure the café is a huge success… and we can only imagine just how popular it would be.

How do oral sex cafés work?

If you have never been to anything like these oral sex cafés before, don’t worry. You are not alone. There are plenty of people out there asking just how serving oral and coffee at the same time will work… and we have the answer for you.

Basically, it seems that you will walk into the café and take a seat somewhere nice and discreet. You’ll be given a menu, where you can order a coffee, tea, or whatever else you fancy to drink. You will also be given an iPad or similar device, which will have a directory of the sexy ladies and men you can choose from.

You then get to enjoy your drink with a little bit of oral sex on the side. I don’t know about you, but I can think of plenty of people who would be happy to get that kind of service.

Charvet explained just how quick the service would be, stating that “in five or ten minutes, it’s all over”, showing that it is the kind of service you could expect from any other coffee shop… except you’ll leave with a shake in your step and a grin on your face. However, it is going to be the most expensive cup of coffee you have ever had, as each session will set you back just under £45.

Is it even legal?

This might sound too good to be true, but since the flagship café is set to open in Geneva, it will sit perfectly within the bounds of the law in Switzerland. Selling sex in Switzerland is legal, but strictly controlled. Permits are required by sex workers in order to combat trafficking, and when it comes to two or more sex workers in the same building, the establishment needs to be registered.

The oral sex cafés will need to register as massage parlours, even though they are cafés, in order to abide by the law and ensure that everything is above board.

Currently, the Department for Security and the Economy in Geneva are carefully looking over the plans to make sure they fit their rules. Of course, there are plenty of people objecting to the plans, as they feel that oral sex cafés are a bad idea for all involved.

What do you think?

Many people are coming forward to say that opening premises like this around the world would be a bad idea. They hate it. Many people are objecting to them on a moral level, as they simply don’t want to get oral sex when they order a coffee from Starbucks. Others have other reasons, saying that it would “legalize pimping”, as it can “only benefit the men behind the business”.

Oral sex cafés seem like a great idea in theory, but will they actually work? Are they a good idea, or just a new quirk that people want to try out? We want to hear from you. You can let us know what you think in the comment box below, or you could visit the Escort Scotland forum and see what others have to say.

Personally, my issue with this is that the cafés aren’t totally inclusive. Men can happily go and get a blowjob, but ladies looking for a man to lick their clit and make them scream while they have a nice cup of tea in the morning? Sorry. Ladies will have to go elsewhere. There is also the concern that one of the ladies might get more than they bargained for if a man decides to add the wrong kind of cream to her coffee. Yuck!

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Lara Mills

Lara Mills is a writer who has four years of sex industry expertise behind her. Since she entered the adult industry, she has worked on the Escort Advertising forums, before moving into her current role three years ago.

Since then she has gained a fine reputation with her blogs on sex advice, sexual health and amusing news stories from around the globe. She is also a campaigner for the rights of sex workers from all over the world.

In her spare time, Lara keeps herself active by going running, and is something of a film buff. She also loves to go travelling.
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