Here is The Optimum Time To Ask For Sex After Having Baby

It is safe to say that when you and your partner have a baby, in most cases the amount of sex you have goes down. Everyone is tired, the baby is likely clingy; it really leaves very little time for what caused the baby in the first place. As we all know, that lack of sex can cause major problems in a relationship, even if it doesn’t break it completely.

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However, a Mum from Australia has given guys everywhere a few tips on when the best time to ask for sex, courtesy of her Youtube Channel.

There seem to be four tips that can help you get some action. Well without much further ado, here we go.

1) When Did the Child Go To Sleep?

If the child has gone to bed in the last 45 minutes, then you can count out having any sex.

According to Emily, “as you approach the 45 minute mark, this is when you’ve got chance of sex.”

However, you only have a small window. After 30 minutes, there is a likelihood that she will start crashing. Emily states: “If she’s falling asleep, please leave her alone. She’s had a big day.”

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2) Is The House Tidy?

Have you got a clean place or is it a shit-tip? If it is the latter, Emily says you shouldn’t even bother asking. Emily reckons: “When the house is spotless, you have a never-ending opportunity.”

Still there are caveats. If she has done it all by herself, she may well be too knackered for any action. Also, if you have done it, it is likely your job won’t be up to scratch. That is what it is like in my house anyway.

Also, when does anyone with a baby get chance to keep the house spotless? Please let me know, it would come in handy.

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3) Has She Been To The Hairdresser Recently?

As she is tired all the time, she will be very conscious that she may not look her best, and therefore, her confidence may take a real knock.

Make her feel good by treating her to a trip to the hairdresser. However, after 4-6 weeks the effects will wear off, so you may need to send her back.

If a woman doesn’t feel sexy, she will be less likely to want to have sex. Simples.

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4) Get the Wine In

According to Emily, there is a direct correlation between how much wine she drinks and how likely you are to have sex.

“If mum’s had no wines, you don’t have a lot of a chance.”. Two or three wines is apparently the optimum amount, as if she drinks any more, she may well end up passed out on the couch.

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The Optimum Time

So here is when you should ask your partner for sex. Do it between 45-75 mins after the baby has gone to bed, when you have both tidied the house, when she feels glam from a trip to the hairdressers, and when she has had between two and three wines.

Obviously this won’t work for every woman, especially the ones who don’t like wine (a bit of a flaw there, it has to be said) but if you can give her time to relax, make her feel good and work together to get the house tidy (I still want to know who can keep it spotless), then I certainly don’t think it would harm your chances of getting laid.

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

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