Britain is a glorious place. Blessed with an abundance of rain, toothless grins and the infamous cockney accent, it’s hard to see why anybody wouldn’t want to visit. But the most celestial part of this celestial isle is its women. Sure, anybody can talk about the Tower of London or the hilly countryside, but where the true magic of the country resides is in British mature escorts – bosom-filled beauties that are capable of captivating even the most apathetic of spectators.
And yes, whilst the beauty of these women – these sirens and succubus’s – is world-renowned, with an almost myth-like association, the reasons behind their sexual allure remain a mystery.
But here at Escort Scotland, we want to know the ingredients behind these splendid concoctions. So without further ado, let’s make an honest attempt at pulling back the veil, and finally understand what makes British mature escorts so captivating, unwaveringly mesmerising, and sexually delightful.
Ah yes. The infamous British accent. In all its variations (and there are a hell of a lot) the British accent weaves the most mellifluous sound, capable of appeasing the temper of the god’s themselves. Without a doubt, this is one of the main contributions to the sexiness of British mature escorts, who are capable of creating this spellbinding tune at will.
Bossy. Authoritarian. Embossed with a thousand-year heritage of pride, dominance and command. British mature escorts are famed for their sexy attitudes – with tough demeanours and the inherent ability to dominate any man. They’ve also got an abundance of confidence, stimulated by years of sexual experience, to outpace pretty much any guy’s wildest dreams.
Curvaceous and soft, the hips and bosoms of British mature escorts are well-known. Traditionally fitted into tightly-tied braziers and corsets, the bodies of British women have tormented male minds since the Victorian age.
Trenchant in speech, incisive in their desires and vigorous in the bedroom, British mature escorts are brimming with energy, not least when it comes to sexual appetite. They’re always the loudest, sometimes the crassest, and they’ve got endless energy where it really matters.
When most people thing about a sexy secretary, their minds go straight to a British woman – whether they’ll admit it or not. They’re the classic librarian and authoritarian figure; the veritable forbidden fruit that compels us to indulge anyway. The reason for this is no doubt something to do with the sexual repression historically prevalent in Britain – helping to create that illusion of naughtiness and misbehaving that is so alluring in British mature escorts.
There are undoubtedly many more subtle and complex reasons behind the general attraction to British mature escorts, but this is a pretty solid attempt to understand the general cravings we all feel. Alas, as with all things magical, we don’t really want to dispel the illusion that captivates our minds so completely. So let us not ask why, but simply do and die.