We all know that seeing escorts can cheer you up no end, but have you ever heard about it saving your life? Well that is the story coming from Reddit this week believe it or not.
A man who was depressed travelled to Mexico with the intention of killing himself. However, instead of doing the unthinkable, he has sex with numerous prostitutes, took a load of cocaine, and lived!
This is his original post from Reddit.
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
Upon reading that I was in stitches, as was everyone else in the Escort Scotland offices. However, as one of the more sensible (and intelligent) members of the office thought this was a brain dead encouragement to blow your money on ladies, and shove the rest up your nose. To be fair, they had a point, and this appears to have been voiced on the site itself. So much in fact, that the original poster needed to post a few edits to clarify what he meant. He stated.
This didn’t cure my depression. It convinced me not to kill myself. There’s a difference. My depression is in recovery now due to hard work and dedication. If you are dealing with depression and you are in the US google NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness) and find your local chapter. They provide free group therapy and they can put you in touch with all the programs at your disposal to tackle depression and other illnesses. Good luck, and never give up.
EDIT 2: To clarify a couple big points. this happened about 6 years ago. The drugs and sex didn’t fix me. They were like CPR for a man with a stopped heart. Dangerous, risky, and unlikely to work, but if you can keep the guy alive long enough to get the defibrillator to him, even if it means breaking some ribs, it’s worth the risk. I was going to die that night. I don’t suggest if you’re feeling depressed that you get a mountain of cocaine and a gaggle of chicas. But if you’re holding the fucking gun to your head as you read this, yes, please do. Get some coke, get some women, get whatever you need! Don’t. Do. It. Please?
Point 2. Some people dredged up another version of this story from my history. One in which I sat in a hotel room with the barbiturates until I got an email from my sister that brought me to tears and convinced me to dump the drugs and come home. That is true too. Both things happened. Whores and drugs kept me from killing myself, and that email brought me home. When I tell the story to my family, girlfriends, fellow group therapy people, I leave out the coke and the whores. When I’m hanging out at the bar trading stories I leave out the tears and the sentimental email.
A Different Story
Now I found this whole thing really interesting. The coke and the prostitutes seem to have kept him alive long enough to receive a nice email asking him to come home, and to get the help he so very badly needed. However, that particular narrative probably isn’t that funny.
No one here at Escort Scotland is saying that you should be seeing escorts and taking drugs to get over depression. As this guy states, you should seek medical help from professionals. That doesn’t stop this story being rather amusing!
In the end, it seems that this guy has conquered his demons, and is in a much happier place. Whether he is still taking coke and seeing prostitutes, we are less sure about.
It truly is a crazy, crazy world!
So do you think this is a good way to beat Depression? Let us know in the comments section below or in the Escort Scotland forum.
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