Man Pulls Helicopter With His Penis (Video)

A Kung Fu master who dragged seven cars with his penis has set a new world record after pulling a helicopter even further with his dong.

Man pulls helicopter with penis, breaks record

Ye Hongwei, who goes by the stage name “Ye Wei” pulled the chopper (with his chopper) a whopping 33 feet. It wasn’t a small one either, it was a big military grade one.

He originally only intended to pull it 26 feet 3 inches, but using some extra effort, he took it all the way to 32 feet 9 inches.

Ye is from the city of Zibo in East China’s Shandong Province, where he has been practicing “zen tai chi” for over 30 years. However, the feat was conducted in Fangshan District in Chinese capital Beijing.

Speaking after his successful attempt, Ye Wei said: “I don’t know why I struggled in the beginning. I felt a bit nervous and unsure.

“But I mustered up the energy needed and started the helicopter moving.”

He added proudly: “I will continue practicing so I can break new records in the future.”

Is This Even Possible?

OK, I get that this guy does Kung Fu, but I have no idea how he can tie a rope around his penis and pull a bloody helicopter with it. Surely his penis would get ripped off? I am no Doctor House or anything, but I must be right?

This feat seems even more insane than when he pulled those seven cars with his penis, which apparently came to 12.5 tonnes.

I am fascinated to see what his next big attempt will be? A Tank maybe? A monster truck? Yes, he may be ruined for life, but it is certainly going to be fun to watch, as this video was.

Here at Escort Scotland, we will continue to bring you highbrow articles like this one in the future!

Martin Ward
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