A Chinese man has come to worldwide attention after getting his willy stuck in a pipe for two whole days. If that sounds ridiculous, just wait until you hear the excuse he used!
61-year-old Lian Tien said he was painting in the nude, and then claimed his ‘private parts’ became stuck in a pipe that was used to take water from the building’s air conditioning unit.
A Likely Story!
It took Mr Tien two days to seek out medical treatment because he wasn’t convinced everybody would believe his story. Well, he probably had a point!
Sadly, he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call out the fire brigade.
Doc Dewei Yuan said: “The member had swollen so much that there was nothing more we could do, and we had to ask for help.”
The fire brigade proceeded to cut his willy loose; an operation that took four hours to complete.
Tien is still happy to explain ‘what went on that day’.
“It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result.”
“I thought that no-one would believe me and I tried everything I could think of to get the damned thing off once it had got stuck.
“I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down.
“I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn’t. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection.”
Make Up Your Own Mind!
Well, I would never go as far as calling someone a liar, but this has to be the most bizarre excuse I have ever heard in my life.
If he is telling the truth, I actually feel sorry for the guy! And if he is telling porkies, then he should realise there are better ways to spend some personal time.
For example, I go and see one of the Glasgow escorts. Or I go to the pub.
I certainly never stick my willy in a pipe! Maybe I am just a bit of a prude?
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