Get Groping! Why You Should Be Touching Boobs

Sometimes in life you just want to touch a pair of boobs… and why not? They are soft, smooth, and a pleasure to fondle and feel. In fact, you should be spending more time touching boobs.
Sexy blonde on a bed

There are all sorts of benefits to giving a pair of boobs a quick squeeze, for both the person doing the fondling and for the person receiving.

Arousing

We all love a good squeeze. Most red-blooded men and some women get excited when they see a pair of bouncing boobs. The way they move is so tempting, and the feel of that softness beneath your hands is a huge turn on.

Boobs should be a huge part of your foreplay. If they aren’t, you’re doing it wrong. You should be worshipping them, feeling every inch of them with your hands and mouth to get your partner really turned on.

Not sure where to start? Each time you see your partner’s breasts (whether it is the first time or the fiftieth time) that you have never seen them or felt them before. Take the time to explore them and get to know them before you move on to other things. It will stop you from just doing the same old “quick squeeze and onto sex” that you usually do and turn your girl on even more.

Health benefits

You might judge scientists and nerds for some of the strange things that they do, but we really should be thanking them. Science has given us an excuse to stare at and fondle as many boobs as we can… all because of the health benefits that boobs give.

A few years ago you may remember everyone talking about a certain German study that tested the effect of boobs on blood pressure. Everyone laughed at the time. “Boobs can lower blood pressure and prevent heart problems? Yeah, right.”

To all you cynics out there… it turns out it was true.

Slender woman posingAfter a very intense, in-depth study where 250 men were told to stare at boobs on a daily basis for five years, they found that those who hadn’t were more likely to experience high blood pressure and heart complications. I love science.

As for giving them a quick squeeze, that can help identify and even stop breast cancer cells from growing. Yes, really. You might know your partners boobs better than they do if you are a boob connoisseur, and that means you are more likely to spot any suspicious lumps and bumps.

Regular squeezing also has big benefits, as applying pressure and force onto malignant breast cancer cells can cause them to begin forming into normal, healthy cells. Looking, touching, and squeezing boobs can actually save your life. Sometimes I love this world!

Growth

Some people seem to believe that groping and fondling boobs in the right way can lead to growth and perter, perkier breasts. Honestly, touching boobs does not make them grow (we wish it did!) but there are things you can do to make them stand to attention.

Boob exercises are popular, and as you can imagine involve a lot of upper body movement. Push-ups, t-planks, elbow squeezes and chest presses are the most effective to make those puppies stand up proud and ready for your eager hands to grope them.

If this list of perfect excuses to squeeze some melons isn’t enough for you, or if there’s something you think we missed and is important to the list, why not let us know by leaving a comment below or even go over to the Escort Scotland forums and share your ideas there.

Martin Ward
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