Five Reasons Big Boobs Can be Annoying!

You would think, with the way the press goes on, that every woman in the world would want big boobs. To be fair, that is only partially true. Women with smaller boobs tend to dream of mammoth breasts, but people with big boobs the size rather annoying.

No, I’m not making it up. They are actually really irritating, and it is only something that women with big boobs will understand.

So this one is for those women out there who may be a bit peeved about god not blessing them with bigger breasts. Here are five reasons why bigger isn’t always better.

Woman with large breats in a yellow top playing with her phone

1) Clothes Don’t Fit

It may sound nice have your breasts bursting out of your top, but it can actually piss you off. Clothes aren’t designed for women with ample bust, so they find themselves constantly tucking themselves back in.

Add into the mix that if they pop out they will always have some guy having a good perv, the whole situation is annoying

2) It’s Hard To Exercise

We have all heard the jokes about the ‘bird with big tits jogging and ending up with two black eyes’. Yes, some of those guys who tell them need to join the 21st century, but I can personally vouch that there is a big helping of truth in the famous sexist joke.

Sports bras are good, but they can only defy nature so much. If you run, or do any exercise which involves movement, the boobs will bounce. That can be very painful. No, they may not give you black eyes, but they can make exercise an even more unpleasant experience.

3) Big Boobs Are Not As Sensitive

Smaller boobs are naturally more sensitive than big ones. This is due to the nerve endings needing to cover a larger area in big breasts.

Obviously this causes issues in the bedroom. Whilst the girls with the smaller boobs are moaning and groaning while he sucks on their breasts, the ones with bigger boobs are usually getting frustrated they aren’t feeling that much.

4) Big Boobed People Are Seen As Promiscuous

It isn’t right, but it happens. People in society have this idea that women with big boobs are at it all the time. This could be down to excessive porn usage in some guys, and other jealous women waving the ‘slut’ stick around, but you try being a woman with big boobs and going out for a coffee with a lad. Everyone naturally thinks you are shagging them, even if you’re not, and it is irritating beyond belief.

Women with smaller boobs seem less sexualised. It just doesn’t seem fair.

Blonde woman with big boobs in pink top leaning on her front and smiling at the camera

5) You Become a Walking Pair Of Tits

You see it in your social and work settings. You become the person with the big knockers. ‘Oh look, there is ***** with the big tits’. The fun part of that statement has a very small shelf life, and it can have affects beyond just plain annoying.

If you get a job promotion, or just a job, there is a presumption that you have got it through having big boobs. Sod the fact you may be the best person for the job, or you have busted your ass to get a degree, it’s all because of the breasts remember?

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Escort Scotland have women with all size breasts, and to be fair, they all get a lot of attention. Guys love Glasgow escorts, whether they have big or small boobs, and all do well for business.

Society may have an idea that having bigger boobs is better, but it isn’t always true.

Remember, as the saying goes, less is sometimes more.

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Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
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