Six Mistakes Porn Makes About Women in Bed

Most of us watch porn. For the majority that is no problem as we take it for what it is. However, it can’t be denied that it paints a false representation of women. This is likely because porn is designed for men, and the fantasies and interactions are not an educational tool.

Unhappy couple in bed

Still, there are some who get porn wrong. They watch sex occur and get a skewed idea as to what women want. This is more prevalent in the young who have had less sexual experience so haven’t yet been corrected by real women.

Well today, partly for fun, partly to educate, we are going to talk about some of the falsehoods porn shows in relation to women. Some are funny, others are damaging, all are wrong!

1) They Need Very Little Foreplay

In porn, getting a woman excited is just the boring 3-5 minutes before the guy ploughs right in.

In reality, women need extra work to get stimulated. The porn way of doing it is barely enough time to get her wet, let alone to orgasm.

So, take your time guys. Use oral and manual stimulation, and be patient. She will thank you for it in the end.

via GIPHY

2) Long Nails For Lesbians

Every woman in a lesbian scene seems to be hot, blonde, and have nails that Freddy Kreuger would have been proud of. This is all to make them look extra glamorous.

However, there are very few women (I mean that) who want sharp things put up their vagina. It hurts badly and they won’t then be turned on.

Whether you are male or female, get those nails cut!

via GIPHY

3) Easy Orgasm Via Penetration

We know the score in porn. The guys smashes the woman like a jackhammer and she soon orgasms in an obvious manner.

In reality, over 70% of women can’t orgasm via penetration alone. So, if if you think that is all it will take, you are wrong.

Women in-fact are more likely to orgasm through oral and masturbation, so insert them into your routine.

via GIPHY

4) They Want Guys To Last Forever

All porn scenes have the guy going for what seems like forever. This has created the idea that the guy need to be able to go on for ages.

However, in porn, those scenes are spliced up as men aren’t designed to last that long. On top of that, in the real world, the woman will get sore and dry if you smash away for 40 minutes without stopping.

If you want to have a marathon, take breaks and plenty of lube just like the porn stars. The woman will be happy also as she won’t be sore.

via GIPHY

5) They Loooove Facials!

We see the end of the scene and the guy will just jizz over her face without asking. They all love it, and this has led to many guys wanting to do it in their own bedroom.

Back in reality, it isn’t something that the majority of women like. Semen can taste grim, and it will sting the eyes if it gets in there.

If you want to give the woman in your life a facial, ask. She may say yes, she may say no, it will be her choice. Just doing it without asking will likely leave you with plenty of time to yourself, if you know what I mean!

via GIPHY

6) Anal Needs No Lube

When it comes to anal sex, in porn, the guy just puts it in. Lube is never used as that would break up the scene.

If you do anal normally it will REALLY hurt the woman. So if you both decide to do it, whack the lube on your penis and her anus. Even then slide it in gently, keeping up good communication with her.

Anal can be fun, but you need to be really careful.

via GIPHY

There we have it. Treat porn like it is meant to be treated, but don’t go picking up tips from there. If you do, you will end up screwing your partner’s Mum, then asking her to join in when she catches you!

Fantasy is different to reality, folks.

Martin Ward
Follow me

Martin Ward

Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.
Martin Ward
Follow me

Please log in here to leave a comment.