From Shower to Showtime: A Guide to Prepping for an Escort Date

Nothing beats thrill of a date with an escort… we know this. It’s like a first date, but with the added bonus of knowing that you’ll be getting lucky at the end of the night (or morning, or afternoon, depending on your schedule).

But before you can enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, you need to make sure you’re looking and feeling your best. So, here’s a guide to getting ready for a date with an escort!

Prepare your Escort date in advance

First things first, make sure you’ve got everything you need for the date. This includes condoms, lube, and any other supplies you might require. You don’t want to be scrambling around at the last minute, looking for a pharmacy that’s still open at 3 AM.

Also, make sure you have the escort’s contact information and address handy. You don’t want to get lost on the way and end up calling the wrong person. That could get awkward real fast.

Wash yourself before the Escort Date

Now that you’ve got all your supplies, it’s time to get yourself cleaned up. Take a shower, use plenty of soap, and make sure you scrub every nook and cranny. You don’t want to be stinky down there when you’re trying to get intimate with someone.

And while you’re at it, give your hair a good wash too. A clean head of hair can make all the difference in how you feel about yourself.

Shave and trim

If you’re someone who likes to keep things neat and tidy down there, now’s the time to take care of that. Make sure you have a sharp razor and some shaving cream, and take your time to avoid any nicks or cuts.

But if you’re not a fan of going completely bare, that’s okay too. Just make sure you trim things down so they’re not too wild and unruly. You don’t want to scare off your date before you’ve even started.

Get dressed

Now that you’re clean and trimmed, it’s time to put on your outfit. Choose something that makes you feel confident and sexy, but also comfortable enough to move around in. You don’t want to be pulling at your clothes all night, or worse, ripping them. And don’t forget the little details, like cologne or perfume. Just make sure you don’t overdo it – you don’t want to be suffocating your date with your scent.

Final check

Before you head out the door, do a final check to make sure you’ve got everything you need. This includes your wallet, phone, and any other essentials. Double-check the address and contact information for the escort, and make sure you know how you’re getting there (whether it’s by car, public transportation, or a helicopter).

And if you’re feeling nervous, take a few deep breaths and remind yourself that this is supposed to be fun. You’re about to have a great time with someone who knows exactly what they’re doing.

Go on then!

Well, we hope this guide has been helpful for all you would-be escort daters out there. Just remember, when it comes to getting ready for a date with an escort, preparation is key. And if you follow these simple steps, you’ll be well on your way to a night (or morning, or afternoon) of pleasure and excitement.

But let’s be real, no matter how much you prepare, there’s always a chance that things could go awry. Maybe you’ll spill something on your shirt, or forget the condom in the heat of the moment. Hey, it happens to the best of us.

So, if all else fails, just remember the most important rule of all: laugh it off. Life is too short to take everything so seriously, especially when you’re trying to have a good time. And who knows, maybe your escort will appreciate your ability to roll with the punches.

Now go forth and have some fun (and safe) escort dating adventures, my friends. And if you have any hilarious stories to share, feel free to drop them in the comments below. We’re sure we could all use a good laugh.

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Martin Ward is a well respected editor and writer with over five years experience in the adult industry. After stints in the Escort Advertising call centre and on the escort forum, he moved into the site editor position around three years ago.

Since then, he has specialised in articles on the battle for equal rights for sex workers, sexual health, as well as bringing the readers fun news from around the world. He also has a major interest in LGBT rights, and is an active campaigner in this field.

When he isn't fighting the good fight, he enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, and young daughter. He also enjoys reading and taking long walks.