{"id":846,"date":"2014-05-08T15:59:51","date_gmt":"2014-05-08T15:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=846"},"modified":"2024-03-14T12:42:53","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T12:42:53","slug":"couple-oral-sex-church-lawn-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/couple-oral-sex-church-lawn-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Couple Have Oral Sex On Church Lawn During Wedding!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your wedding day is supposed to be one of the most memorable days of your life. The legal joining of you and your partner is a day many visualise for years before it actually happens. However, one suspects that when people do imagine it, they don&#8217;t think of two 50 something&#8217;s engaging in oral sex on the lawn outside the church in the midst of your happy day.<!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">Children Watching<\/h2>\n<p>Apparently at least four children were watching the spectacle as well as other shocked onlookers during the incident, which took place in salt Lake City, Utah.<\/p>\n<p>Wilson Benally, 56, and 60-year-old Sandra Kruser, were arrested after a wedding guest stopped a police car to alert an officer.<\/p>\n<p>According to the police report, officer Rich Stone approached the couple laying on the lawn and saw Benally with his &#8220;tongue and finger inside of Ms. Kruser&#8217;s vagina.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>On top of that, when the policeman turned up, they completely ignored his request for them to stop and just carried on. <\/p>\n<p>It seems that officer Stone had to pry the couple apart.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/n-SEXINGCOUPLE-large570.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/n-SEXINGCOUPLE-large570-300x125.jpg\" alt=\"n-SEXINGCOUPLE-large570\" width=\"300\" height=\"125\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-848\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">Drink An Unsurprising Factor<\/h2>\n<p>They are now charged with gross lewdness and public intoxication. 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