I was having a look round on Youtube this morning as the music in the office was truly unbearable. The first thing that came up on my ‘recommended’ page was a story about the guy with the worlds biggest penis being stopped by airport security because he thought he had a ‘different kind of package’ in his pants.<\/p>\n
After wondering why that came up on my feed, alongside ‘Tears for Fears’ Albums and Chris Rock sketches, I decided to look up. It seems to be quite hilariously true.<\/p>\n
Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked at the San Francisco International Airport because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. <\/p>\n
But it soon became apparent that Falcon wasn’t a terrorist, or trafficking drugs. It was his willy that was causing all the problems.<\/p>\n
His penis in 9 inches when flaccid, and 13.5 when erect’ a truly staggering figure.<\/p>\n
Due to it’s size, Falcon had strapped his junk to his left leg. One of the guards asked if his pockets were empty, to which he said, “Yes.”<\/p>\n
Falcon said a younger security guard was alerted by his “very noticeable” package, and interpreted it as a ‘biological threat.’<\/p>\n
“I said, ‘It’s my dick,'” Falcon said. “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”<\/p>\n