{"id":4669,"date":"2018-04-07T10:00:13","date_gmt":"2018-04-07T09:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=4669"},"modified":"2018-04-06T15:45:35","modified_gmt":"2018-04-06T14:45:35","slug":"man-molests-himself-with-golf-flag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/man-molests-himself-with-golf-flag\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Molests Himself With Golf Flag on Course While Having Sex With The Hole (Video)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In maybe the most bizarre story I have seen in a long time, a half naked man has been filmed having sex with a golf hole while inserting the flag into his bum.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/iStock-510403286.jpg\" alt=\"a golf club hitting a golf ball\" width=\"724\" height=\"483\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4670\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/iStock-510403286.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/iStock-510403286-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Steve Gayton was having a nice round of golf when he approached the ninth hole. There he was greeted by a man lying on the grass in the rain with his trousers around his knees.<\/p>\n<h2>An Incredible Scene<\/h2>\n<p>The man can be seen holding the 6ft flag pole and sticking it into his own bottom while filming himself at Brackenwood Golf Course in Merseyside.<\/p>\n<p>Steven can be heard in the clip, saying: \u2018There\u2019s a lad f***ing himself, filming it on his phone. He\u2019s filming it on his phone, f***ing his own a**e. Look at that.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>After a minute the man finished, gets up, puts the flag back in the hole, pulls his pants up, and casually walks off.<\/p>\n<p>As he walks away, Steven can be heard shouting: \u2018Bagsy ain\u2019t picking that flag out the hole.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>That is rather understandable.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qeGuH1bp9bo\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe was on his own and it looked like he was doing it for a kick and filming himself doing it,\u201d Steven said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFrom where we was it looked like he had his penis in the hole while he had\u00a0the flag in his backside. It\u2019s the most weirdest thing I\u2019ve ever had the\u00a0misfortune to see.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t think he was drunk because he was filming himself. There was only me and three other friends on the course.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI think he thought he was all alone and when he realised we had spotted\u00a0him he was not bothered. Scary to think that there are a lot of kids around that area.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVery strange. Who knows what goes through peoples heads. That\u2019s definitely a game of golf I will never forget.<\/p>\n<p> \u201cI\u2019m not sure if there is any CCTV in the area. I know they don\u2019t have it on the course. Maybe that is why he did it.<\/p>\n<p> \u201cAll I can say is if my ball ever goes in the ninth hole at Brackenwood, it can stay there.\u201d<\/p>\n<h2>What The Hell?<\/h2>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what to say about that. Everyone is entitled to enjoy sex the way they like it, but that doesn\u2019t extend to sticking a golf flag up your ass while people are trying to enjoy a quick round. Apologies for stating the obvious.<\/p>\n<p>Well I will be watching the Masters this weekend so I hope this guy doesn&#8217;t turn up. <\/p>\n<p>Finally, a bloody golf flag? Wouldn&#8217;t that destroy his ass? Actually I don&#8217;t want to know. 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