{"id":4358,"date":"2018-01-02T10:00:08","date_gmt":"2018-01-02T10:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=4358"},"modified":"2018-01-01T13:49:06","modified_gmt":"2018-01-01T13:49:06","slug":"crazy-things-found-up-vaginas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/crazy-things-found-up-vaginas\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Crazy Things Found Up Women&#8217;s Vaginas in 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well 2018 is upon us and it is time to look back at 2017. No we won&#8217;t be looking at politics, or sport even. Instead we are going examine 10 of the most stupid things found up a woman&#8217;s vagina last year. The list was compiled using the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission&#8217;s\u00a0database\u00a0of emergency room visits in the US throughout the last 360 days. Some of these will seriously blow your mind, I warn you.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/The-Pussypedia-Is-Here-For-Your-Vagina-Questions.jpg\" alt=\"woman looking with a magnifying glass on her pubic hair\" width=\"724\" height=\"483\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/The-Pussypedia-Is-Here-For-Your-Vagina-Questions.jpg 724w, https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/The-Pussypedia-Is-Here-For-Your-Vagina-Questions-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 724px) 100vw, 724px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here goes.<\/p>\n<h2>1) A Deodorant Lid<\/h2>\n<p>No, no idea on this one<\/p>\n<h2>2) A Penis Rings With Spikes<\/h2>\n<p>Wouldn&#8217;t that hurt?<\/p>\n<h2>3) A Ball<\/h2>\n<p>I imagine it wasn&#8217;t a football, but it is good to be sporty anyway<\/p>\n<h2>4) A Bike Reflector<\/h2>\n<p>Seriously?<\/p>\n<h2>5) Headphones<\/h2>\n<p>I am always losing mine, but never in a woman&#8217;s vagina.<\/p>\n<h2>6) A Phone and Money<\/h2>\n<p>A guy actually stopped having sex to put his phone and cash in a lady&#8217;s pussy. Words fail me<\/p>\n<h2>7) A Lollipop<\/h2>\n<p>Maybe they thought it would make it taste nicer? That is all I can think.<\/p>\n<h2>8) A Candlestick<\/h2>\n<p>Candlesticks are romantic right? Well, maybe not in this scenario.<\/p>\n<h2>9) Scented Soap<\/h2>\n<p>In a weird way, I am actually guessing this was done to make it smell better. Not recommended but worryingly it makes a bit of sense<\/p>\n<h2>10) A Toy Magic Wand<\/h2>\n<p>Well, it is where the magic happens! Ok, that was an awful pun. Maybe that should be my new year&#8217;s resolution, to bring you less of those.<\/p>\n<p>Well none of us really know what is going to happen in 2018, but there are a few things that are certain. Celtic will win the league, Trump will still be an idiot, and women will still have crazy things found up their vagina.<\/p>\n<p>See you this time next year folks, and I hope you have a good 2018!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well 2018 is upon us and it is time to look back at 2017. No we won&#8217;t be looking at politics, or sport even. Instead we are going examine 10 of the most stupid things found up a woman&#8217;s vagina last year. The list was compiled using the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission&#8217;s\u00a0database\u00a0of emergency room visits in the US throughout the last 360 days. 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