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<\/p>\nI have to say, I love Mumsnet. It is where women go to let loose, and is filled with a mixture of angry arguments about parenting styles, and women talking about sex. The site comes across as a place where the female gender go to vent their spline, and in doing so, relieve the need to scream at their kids. That is my theory anyway.<\/p>\n
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This week saw an absolutely hilarious conversation about the most bizarre things that people have said during sex. I tell you something, some of them made me spit my coffee out.<\/p>\n
The most amusing anecdotes came from from\u00a0NotTheFordType\u00a0, who wrote: “I’ve got one guy who exclaims ‘Holy macaroni!’ at the point of orgasm.<\/p>\n
“Another one who said very formally ‘Thank you’ before dismounting.<\/p>\n
“A very posh ex-public schoolboy who declaimed “Here it comes. HERE. IT. COMES!” in cut glass tones, as he ejaculated.”<\/p>\n
But wait, there’s more. VoyageofDad\u00a0wriote: \u201cI knew a guy who used call out random bits of kitchenware.<\/p>\n
“\u2018Kenwood mixer\u2019. \u2018Ceramic hob\u2019 etc.\u201d<\/p>\n
However, it looks as though not everyone has got something to say during sex.<\/p>\n
One woman explained: \u201cHad one who didn\u2019t make a single noise. Most disconcerting. Didn\u2019t see him again.\u201d<\/p>\n
While\u00a0Saleorbouy\u00a0wrote: \u201cAfter a friend took back a girl from the club they ended up in the bedroom.<\/p>\n
\u201cNaked on all fours on the bed she turned to say \u2018None of yer fancy stuff, just horse it into me!’\u201d<\/p>\n
I must remember to try that one. Then again, maybe not.<\/p>\n
Is it getting too much? Well, prepare for a rather bizarre one.<\/p>\n
One poster shared: \u201cI overheard my uni housemate cry \u2018smash my pasty\u2019 when she was having sex.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ve never been able to go\u00a0into Greggs\u00a0without thinking of it!\u201d<\/p>\n
What the hell? <\/p>\n
And here is the most crazy sexual encounter that you will hear of today.<\/p>\n
“A very odd man I once dated once got out of bed mid-dtd [sex] to look for a pound coin which he’d dropped in the hallway and had rolled into the hallway cupboard.<\/p>\n
“He literally was emptying this cupboard out, standing naked with a big pile of stuff around him, a tent, old rucksacks, towels etc (the sort of crap a single bloke in his thirties would keep in his airing cupboard). Even when I offered to give him a different pound, he still wouldn’t come back to bed.<\/p>\n
“He said he couldn’t even\u00a0think\u00a0about finishing until he’d found it.”<\/p>\n
I am not going to act surprised that this is an ex-partner.<\/p>\n
So, what is the most strange thing you have heard in bed? Let us know in the comments box below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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