{"id":3589,"date":"2017-04-08T10:00:51","date_gmt":"2017-04-08T09:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=3589"},"modified":"2017-04-10T10:10:37","modified_gmt":"2017-04-10T09:10:37","slug":"man-has-sex-with-dog-blames-devil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/man-has-sex-with-dog-blames-devil\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Who Got Caught Having Sex With a Dog Decides To Blame The Devil!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have always considered myself an animal lover. Maybe it is something to do with growing up in a house full of dogs, where they were given equal status to me and my two siblings. However, reading the news today, there is a guy took his ‘dog loving’ to a whole new level when he was caught having sex one. If that wasn’t bad enough, his excuse has brought him to worldwide attention, after he blamed Satan.<\/p>\n

\"The<\/p>\n

The Malawi suspect, who comes from\u00a0Chiluzi Village in the area of Traditional Authority (TA) Kasumbu in Dedza, was caught molesting the dog in a Maize field.<\/p>\n

Dedza Police public relations officer, Edward Kabango, said: \u201cPeople who were passing near the maize field heard a strange sound from the field, so they decided to go and check what the sound was, that is when they caught the man red handed\u201d.<\/p>\n

Satan getting a Bad Rap<\/h2>\n

So, our friend is caught balls deep in a pooch, and is scrabbling round for an explanation which won’t see him lynched by fellow villagers. This is where poor old Satan gets blamed for this bout of bestiality.<\/p>\n

Kabango went on to confirm the suspect has pleaded guilty to the charge of bestiality, but said the devil overpowered him and that is why he did it.<\/p>\n

Erm, OK mate<\/p>\n

If found guilty (which unless the believe it was the devil’s fault, he will be) he could face a maximum sentence of 14 years.<\/p>\n

This is why I love stories from around the world. If this was in Britain, like this dog sex one<\/a>, it would be more routine. The guy is a pervert, the police and courts would agree, he would be jailed, and we move on.<\/p>\n

However, when we get to the likes of Malawi, they start blaming the devil. If the devil does exist, I can just imagine him going ‘hey, I never told you to screw a dog, that is beyond even me’.<\/p>\n

I have to say, this one probably isn’t on Satan, this is probably just down to some sicko deciding a good way of spending the day was screwing a sdog in a field, and then getting busted.<\/p>\n

In all seriousness, we hope the dog is OK. The excuse may have been amusing, but animal abuse isn’t. <\/p>\n

There are some really sick people about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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