{"id":3408,"date":"2017-03-01T10:08:39","date_gmt":"2017-03-01T10:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=3408"},"modified":"2017-03-01T10:08:39","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T10:08:39","slug":"man-sex-with-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/man-sex-with-cow\/","title":{"rendered":"Jello Covered Man Has Sex With a Cow Whilst Friend Films it!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here at Escort Scotland, we have brought you some crazy stories over the last few years. However, I am about to bring you one that will not only shock you, it absolutely floored me. The story entails, Jello, a cow, sex, and a video camera. Seriously, I kid you not.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/iStock-146790009.jpg\" alt=\"bunch of cows\" width=\"728\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/iStock-146790009.jpg 728w, https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/iStock-146790009-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 728px) 100vw, 728px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A man has been arrested after he has sex with a cow, an act which was filmed by his mate. <\/p>\n<p>The cow, unsurprisingly got stressed out, and ran off. <strong>Sadly for the animal, it ran into the road and got killed when it was hit by three cars. <\/strong>The cars themselves were absolutely written off.<\/p>\n<p>WTNH-TV News 8 reporter Bob Wilson succinctly put it: &#8220;You can&#8217;t make a story like this up. Two men are in jail, one cow is dead and three cars are totalled.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wilson actually turned up during the incident, but was thankfully spared viewing of the incident as the jelly-covered gentleman ran off when he saw the camera crew turn up.<\/p>\n<p>New York State Police have arrested Reid Fontaine, 31, and Michael Jones, 33, for &#8216;sexual misconduct&#8217; with the cow on a farm in Hermiker, New York.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/hc-farmington-employee-arrest-0225-20140225-001jpeg.jpg\" alt=\"mugshots of guys arrested for cow sex\" width=\"615\" height=\"346\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/hc-farmington-employee-arrest-0225-20140225-001jpeg.jpg 615w, https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/hc-farmington-employee-arrest-0225-20140225-001jpeg-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">Fired<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Fontaine, a school IT system employee, has since resigned following his arrest, according to Superintendent Kathleen C Greider.<\/strong> Yes, this guy was allowed to hang around kids. I do mean that in the past tense!<\/p>\n<p>Police said the crazy incident was discovered by a farmer who set up a video camera in his barn in an effort to determine why his cows were acting nervously and not producing milk as per normal.<\/p>\n<p>The farmer called the police as soon as he saw the assault taking place.<\/p>\n<p><strong>So I have to say, I have no idea what would make someone want to get covered in jello, have sex with a cow, and get their mate to film you.<\/strong> There really is nothing I can add. It is too bloody stupid.<\/p>\n<p>I will keep you up to date with what goes on. I would like to say I will let you know their explanation, but there really is no explanation that can be give, You has sex with a cow covered in jelly, man!<\/p>\n<p>I need a drink.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here at Escort Scotland, we have brought you some crazy stories over the last few years. However, I am about to bring you one that will not only shock you, it absolutely floored me. The story entails, Jello, a cow, sex, and a video camera. 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