{"id":3369,"date":"2017-02-14T11:20:17","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T11:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=3369"},"modified":"2017-02-14T16:21:56","modified_gmt":"2017-02-14T16:21:56","slug":"ultimate-survival-kit-for-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/ultimate-survival-kit-for-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Men&#8217;s Ultimate Survival Kit For Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To all of the guys that have made their plans with their wives, girlfriends, or friends with benefits on Valentine&#8217;s day, you&#8217;ll need to have an emergency survival kit ready if your plans will fuck up.<!--more--> <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Would-You-Give-Up-Sex-For-A-Longer-Life.png\" alt=\"Man kisses woman\" width=\"752\" height=\"464\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3310\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Would-You-Give-Up-Sex-For-A-Longer-Life.png 752w, https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Would-You-Give-Up-Sex-For-A-Longer-Life-300x185.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll never know if a waiter will accidentally give away your reserved table, your debit card gets declined at your favourite bar, or you forget to bring condoms when you head back to her place. I know that you won&#8217;t have 5 minutes to read an elaborate article, especially if you got a shit load to prepare for tonight. <\/p>\n<p>Therefore, you should make sure that you have 5 of these important items in your back pocket because you don&#8217;t like carrying satchels, or what some of you like to call man purses. <\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">#1 \u00a3100 in Cash<\/h2>\n<figure style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l1IY7An7jJyZrrPkA\/giphy.gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"202\" alt=\"Keeping some cash in your pocket is better than having a debit card that could decline your payments, so, keep \u00a3100 at hand\" class=\"size-full\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">http:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/money-shahrukh-khan-srk-l1IY7An7jJyZrrPkA<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As I&#8217;ve mentioned earlier, you&#8217;ll never know if your debit card decides to be an asshole on the day, and will keep declining any payment that you&#8217;ll try to make. So, what would be a solution to this possible problem?<\/p>\n<p>Withdraw \u00a3100 from the ATM machine, but keep your card for emergencies. The cash you&#8217;d carry would be enough for you and your girlfriend&#8217;s meal. Personally, I&#8217;d say \u00a350 is enough for 2 meals; I don&#8217;t know anyone that spend nearly \u00a3100 on a meal, except for celebrities. <\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">#2 The number of the Taxi Driver that you trust<\/h2>\n<figure style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3ohfFH6Evbu6ElsiIw\/giphy.gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"262\" alt=\"If you've planned to wander around the city with your girlfriend, you can save time and energy by keeping the number of a taxi driver in your pocket\" class=\"size-full\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">http:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/filmeditor-nyc-new-york-3ohfFH6Evbu6ElsiIw<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve prepared a &#8216;Valentine&#8217;s Crawl&#8217; around the city, you gotta have a taxi driver at hand. I don&#8217;t know many guys that would do this, but there are some that would go out of their way to make sure their partners would enjoy the night. <\/p>\n<p>How would a taxi driver come handy? Well, the first stop the taxi driver would take you is to the restaurant, then a landmark, then a cinema, then another landmark, and then to your place where you experience a different kind of romance. <\/p>\n<p>Speaking of which&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">#3 Condoms. As many as you could fit into your back pocket<\/h2>\n<figure style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xT9KVugbq89OitAgCs\/giphy.gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" alt=\"valentine's day needs to be safe too, and condoms are the ultimate form of protection when you're out on the night of love and romance\" class=\"size-full\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">http:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/filmeditor-movie-mean-girls-xT9KVugbq89OitAgCs<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You can never ever have too many condoms in your back pocket, or in your wallet. I always carry at least 2 in my purse, even when I know that I&#8217;m not getting any.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Because it&#8217;s better to have one and not need it, then need it and not have one. What? You think that if neither of you have condoms, you go straight to anal sex? That&#8217;s not very romantic of you to think that way&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">#4 Any coupons that could give you a discount on drinks at the bar<\/h2>\n<p><figure style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/CGRrkJwdQssdG\/giphy.gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" alt=\"save money at all costs, and bring some drink coupons that would either give you alcohol for free or with a discount\" class=\"size-full\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">http:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/CGRrkJwdQssdG<\/figcaption><\/figure><br \/>\nAlt-Tag: save money at all costs, and bring some drink coupons that would either give you alcohol for free or with a discount<\/p>\n<p>Even if you have around \u00a340 left in your pocket, you maybe want to save money at all costs. I&#8217;m not saying that you have to be cheap on the night out, that would be one way to make a woman raise her eyebrow at you.<\/p>\n<p>However, you still have to take care of your bank account to. You don&#8217;t want your wallet to feel as dry as it did after Christmas time, do you?<\/p>\n<p>So, if you do manage to find some discount coupons at a nice bar that serves fine tonic and Bombay Sapphire, keep them in your wallet and spoil your girl at the bar for free.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">#5 Hand cream<\/h2>\n<figure style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o7TKra9XDoRiC6dQ4\/source.gif\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" alt=\"Women love soft hands, and your hands could wrapped around your girlfriend's naked body if you keep and use hand cream\" class=\"size-full\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">http:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/impastortv-tv-land-tvland-3o7TKra9XDoRiC6dQ4<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>When the night comes to an end, and you and your partner start to feel something tingling in between your legs, you have to find a way to start <i>the night<\/i> off smoothly. How would you know that your partner wants to start <i>the night<\/i> off smoothly? She would try and hold your hand while you&#8217;re walking around town. <\/p>\n<p>No girl likes to hold a pair of rough hands, so I advise you to keep a travel-size bottle of hand lotion in your pocket. <i>Nivea For Men<\/i> is always a good choice; your girlfriend would want you to hold something else if your hands are so smooth\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I do not doubt that you can fit those 5 survival kit items in your back pocket for Valentine&#8217;s Day. 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