{"id":315,"date":"2014-01-03T11:58:06","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T11:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=315"},"modified":"2024-03-14T10:11:28","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T10:11:28","slug":"robot-fives-handjob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/robot-fives-handjob\/","title":{"rendered":"A Robot That Gives a Handjob!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love my job. I get to look at some of the hottest women from all over the world on the pages of Escort Ireland which is great in itself. I also get to trawl the internet finding stories that most people would get fired for viewing on their work P.C.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Todays ridiculous story comes from Japan and involves robot handjobs. Yes, you heard me right, robot handjobs.<\/p>\n<p>Robots are being developed to satisfy the sexual desires of men everywhere. The mechanical hand holds an item that simulates a vagina and moves up and down. There is even a screen to give a visual stimulus if the user needs it.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lZj6OjlIwjs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now I am not sure if this will ever catch on. I would find the whole experience of being jerked off by a robot a little strange to say the least. If I want female company I will go and see one of the<a href=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/escorts\/glasgow-escorts.html\" title=\"Glasgow escorts\"> Glasgow escorts<\/a>, at least I will get a good conversation!<\/p>\n<p>But it does lead me to think, how long will it take for these scientists to invent a robot that has full sex? Surely that is just an extension of the good old fashioned blow up doll? We can&#8217;t be too far away from that innovation.<\/p>\n<p>Would you let a robot give you a handjob? 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