{"id":257,"date":"2013-12-17T13:34:08","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T13:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=257"},"modified":"2024-03-14T10:01:38","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T10:01:38","slug":"japanese-website-offers-crazy-alternative-to-plastic-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/japanese-website-offers-crazy-alternative-to-plastic-surgery\/","title":{"rendered":"Japanese Website Offers Crazy Alternative to Plastic Surgery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You have to love the Japanese. They are always inventing stuff designed to make our lives better. Then again, they can really invent some crap also.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A Japanese website has recently advertised products which are designed to negate the need for plastic surgery. Their products include a mouthpiece where you chew on a bit, and this can apparently give you stronger facial muscles. 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