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There are two types of people: those who watch porn and those who don\u2019t admit they do. Watching porn is fun and useful, as long as you understand that there are some things that don\u2019t usually happen in real life. <\/p>\n

\"Relaxed<\/a><\/p>\n

If you watch porn and you think that all you see is something normal, you might scare the hell out of your partner. Or\u2026did you think all girls like having sex with two men at the same time? Did you believe that anal sex is something painless that can be easily done without a long foreplay? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, in case you are one of the people who believe that porn is actually a reflection of sex, it\u2019s time to stop being naive and thinking that good sex is only what you see on screen. <\/p>\n

Actually, good sex is what you have in your own bedroom, since the actors you watch with sparkling eyes\u2026are acting! <\/p>\n

In order to help you understand the reality, I made a list of the things that usually happen only in porn movies, besides the fact that there\u2019s nobody recording. So, here are some of the things you might not get in your own bedroom! <\/p>\n

He is Huge and Instantly Hard<\/h2>\n

People who constantly watch porn develop a small penis complex. Well, not only do porn actors have huge penises but they also last for hours. Superman flies, doesn\u2019t he?
\nThis means that you should not let the porn actors\u2019 penises destroy your self-esteem because what you see there is not real. <\/p>\n

Besides being smaller than you see in porn, sometimes, penises are flaccid. Have you ever seen that in porn? No, normal men don\u2019t get instantly hard and they don\u2019t stay with their penises up all day long. <\/p>\n

So, dear men, if porn makes you insecure, it\u2019s time to stop watching it! <\/p>\n

My Name is Not Pamela!<\/h2>\n

Sexy movies don\u2019t feed only men\u2019s insecurities. These movies are actually responsible for the body image issues women have, as well.<\/strong> Besides having the perfect bodies, porn actresses also have big, round boobs. <\/p>\n

In order to get paid, they have to look great while acting like they are having a great time when they are penetrated by two men with huge penises. <\/p>\n

Personally, I don\u2019t understand how a woman, who doesn\u2019t want to have two huge cocks inside her while pretending to enjoy the whole act, can be jealous of the fact that the penetrated woman has bigger boobs. But this happens. Not to mention the fact that there are many ladies who believe they should act like they see in these movies, even though that\u2019s not who they actually are. <\/p>\n

Well, we all want to be loved for who we are, right? So, why try to be somebody else? Anyway, your lover will instantly know you are acting and he might not like that. Of course, this doesn\u2019t mean you shouldn\u2019t work on being kinky once in a while!<\/p>\n

Perfectly Groomed and Unprotected<\/h2>\n

Another aspect that might create discomfort among regular people who have regular sex is the fact that actors are always perfectly groomed. Of course, that\u2019s because\u2026you guessed, it\u2019s their job. <\/p>\n

However, there are people who can\u2019t see behind the scenes on their screen and they just let everything they watch interfere with their lifestyle. Well, this has to stop now! <\/p>\n

Also, the condom is not present in porn movies. If there were condoms, people wouldn\u2019t be able to see many kinky scenes, like when the actors come in the ladies\u2019 mouths, would they? <\/p>\n

However, unless you want to catch a disease, you just have to use protection, especially when you have casual sex!<\/p>\n

Not Everybody Is As Flexible as Romanian Gymnasts<\/h2>\n

After ruining a perfect night with my silly porn ideas I realized that most positions used in sexy movies are fantastic, but not for real life.<\/p>\n

So, if porn makes you feel you have the most boring sexual life, relax, that\u2019s probably far from being true\u2026unless you\u2019ve been having sex in the same bed for a long time! Not trying to do yoga while having sex doesn\u2019t mean you don\u2019t need to spice things up from time to time!<\/p>\n

Too Much Fake Moaning, Man!<\/h2>\n

People moan when they feel pleasure. Even though we like hearing our partner moaning, what happens in sexy movies, it\u2019s just too much, isn\u2019t it?<\/strong> Nobody can or should moan continuously, am I right? <\/p>\n

Those people look like they are experiencing an orgasm that lasts for an hour so, please don\u2019t expect your partners to moan and moan and moan\u2026However, if they do, something might be wrong! Anyway, your lady is not the first one to fake an orgasm!<\/p>\n

How About Double Penetrations?<\/h2>\n

Many people are very fond of porn movies where double penetration happens. However, just some of these people have actually tried doing this. Well, the truth is that in real life this would be very unpleasant for the ladies and it can even be painful. <\/p>\n

And of course, there are many men who, though they might like watching, they feel very uncomfortable with the idea of touching another naked man. So, let\u2019s just keep this a fantasy, too! <\/p>\n

How Long Can You Go?<\/h2>\n

As mentioned before, in porn movies people seem to enjoy having sex for hours. In real life, things are different. You don\u2019t count in hours, but in minutes and you are not always ready for banging each other because\u2026life happens! <\/p>\n

So, if you\u2019re kinky sessions doesn\u2019t last as much as you\u2019ve seen in porn, it doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s not good, unless you don\u2019t feel comfortable with your partner. But that\u2019s another story!<\/p>\n

The Orgasm Lie<\/h2>\n

Unlike men, women don\u2019t climax very easy and sometimes they don\u2019t have an orgasm at all. However, this doesn\u2019t mean they don\u2019t enjoy having sex! So, if your lady doesn\u2019t have an orgasm once, it\u2019s not the end of the world. <\/p>\n

Of course, this doesn\u2019t mean you don\u2019t need to try harder. It just means you should not feel unable to make her climax. If you practice you will find out what she needs in order to climax!<\/p>\n

To CIF or Not to CIF?<\/h2>\n

You love watching porn movies and you specifically find ejaculating on the ladies\u2019 face interesting, don\u2019t you? Well, you should think twice before doing it in real life!<\/p>\n

The actors probably ejaculate on the women\u2019s body to offer you the confirmation of what they are doing. This doesn\u2019t mean all women want you to do that! Most women don\u2019t want men ejaculating on their faces or in their mouths so you better have a conversation before doing this. <\/p>\n

If you are in a relationship talk to your girlfriend about your desires and see if you are on the same page. At the same time, if you want to have the porn star experience, you can see one of the sexy escorts in Aberdeen. Just remember to check if they agree with CIF or other kinky actions you want to try! <\/p>\n

Porn Movies vs. Reality<\/h2>\n

Even though there are many differences between porn movies and real sex, there are many people who want to have a similar experience. Now, if you don\u2019t want to be penetrated by two men, it doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t have a fantastic porn star experience.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Just use porn in order to take whatever is suitable for you and don\u2019t feel bad when something you see in movies does not happen in your life. It\u2019s probably not happening in the actors\u2019 real life either! <\/p>\n

If you have any experience related to porn and the unrealistic sexy actions don\u2019t feel shy and share it with us by commenting in the box below! Sharing is caring!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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