{"id":1810,"date":"2015-04-18T10:00:33","date_gmt":"2015-04-18T10:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=1810"},"modified":"2024-03-15T11:25:23","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T11:25:23","slug":"man-smashed-laptop-when-mum-nearly-catches-him-in-the-act-pornhub-replaces-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/man-smashed-laptop-when-mum-nearly-catches-him-in-the-act-pornhub-replaces-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Smashed Laptop When Mum Nearly Catches Him In The Act &#8211; Pornhub Replaces It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember when I was living at home and I was &#8216;getting to know&#8217; porn. I may well be giving away my age, but I had to worry about buying magazines. It was a totally embarrassing experience. As soon as you slapped the porno mag down on the desk, you might as well have shouted out to the person behind the counter &#8216;hey, I am going home for a wank&#8217;.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/iStock_000001959307_Small-1-e1429275894306.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/iStock_000001959307_Small-1-e1429275894306.jpg\" alt=\"Man looks at porn on laptop\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1814\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/iStock_000001959307_Small-1-e1429275894306.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/iStock_000001959307_Small-1-e1429275894306-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">A Unwelcome Shock<\/h2>\n<p>Well these days these things are done online. As an adult, I find myself watching porn less anyway. However, I can imagine this is so much better than actually having &#8216;hard&#8217; copies. Still, it seems there are other issues with online porn that I never thought of.<\/p>\n<p>Denzel, according to his Twitter post, was watching Pornhub when he heard his Mum approaching. It was at this point his laptop decided to freeze. Awkward!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Well, like any rational person, Denzel decided to smash his laptop.<\/strong> His Mum may not have caught him having a wank, but unfortunately his electronic equipment was now buggered.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">Pornhub to the Rescue<\/h2>\n<p><strong>Well, ever the top quality self publicists, Pornhub got wind of this, and have decided to send him a new laptop.<\/strong> However, it appears this new computer has the Pornhub logo plastered all over it, as you can see from the pictures!<\/p>\n<p>Vice-President of Pornhub, Corey Price had these illuminating words to say:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/denzel.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/denzel.jpg\" alt=\"denzel\" width=\"560\" height=\"807\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1811\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/denzel.jpg 560w, https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/denzel-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe appreciate Denzel\u2019s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgement in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&#038;R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I have to say, this is as funny as hell, but how on earth is he going to explain to his Mum why he has a new laptop with the Pornhub logo on it? I would love to be there for that conversation!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/ladtop.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/ladtop.jpg\" alt=\"ladtop\" width=\"560\" height=\"630\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1812\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/ladtop.jpg 560w, https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/ladtop-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Just a quick note for Denzel, laptops come equipped with an unlock mechanism, which allows you to separate the screen from the keyboard.<\/strong> So there probably isn&#8217;t much need to mess up your laptop.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, I doubt he was thinking straight at the time. I really hope he wasn&#8217;t on his &#8216;vinegar strokes&#8217; when this was going off!<\/p>\n<p>Well, it seems that things aren&#8217;t as easy for the younger generation as I thought.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember when I was living at home and I was &#8216;getting to know&#8217; porn. I may well be giving away my age, but I had to worry about buying magazines. It was a totally embarrassing experience. 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