{"id":1089,"date":"2014-08-11T13:27:23","date_gmt":"2014-08-11T13:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/?p=1089"},"modified":"2024-03-14T13:10:30","modified_gmt":"2024-03-14T13:10:30","slug":"mechanical-sperm-collector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.escort-scotland.com\/blog\/mechanical-sperm-collector\/","title":{"rendered":"The Mechanical &#8216;Sperm Collector&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all know the routine for donating semen. You rock up to then sperm bank, they give you a dirty magazine, you jerk off and then give them the sample. It is quite  inpersonal, and probably rather embarrassing for anyone participating. However, a Chinese company have maybe revolutionised the way the procedure occurs.<!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">The &#8216;Massage Pipe&#8217;<\/h2>\n<p>They have created a massage pipe, which eliminates the need for the guy to pleasure himself by doing the job for him.<\/p>\n<p>Zhengzhou Central Hospital have created a pink, grey and white machine which uses stimulation such as porn and the aforementioned &#8216;massage pipe&#8217; that mimics a vagina.<\/p>\n<p>The collector is fully height adjustable, and users can control speed, frequency and temperature.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/d3CWLCoQu7c\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"inline\">The Future Of Sperm Collection?<\/h2>\n<p>If you are interested in purchasing one, these collectors cost $2,800 &#8211; \u00a31,666 &#8211; from Sanwe Medical Equipment.OK, it looks quite interesting, but I certainly won&#8217;t be buying one for personal use. 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